Best Quipped Poems
Below are the all-time best Quipped poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of quipped poems written by PoetrySoup members
Of Road Rage and the Poetrysoup Profanity PolicyAs Joe was biking down the side of the road
He ran across a chap with a dearth of driving skills.
Or more accurately, the...
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Categories:
quipped, anger, conflict, culture, funny,
Form:
Light Verse
In the Wild, Far From My HomeAin't it wild the things that have passed?
The things we thought would change,
the things we thought weren't gonna last?
(remember picnics on the park grass?
that was...
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Categories:
quipped, absence, change, endurance, imagination,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Retirement Due To Health IssuesThe dear old pastor had occupied the same pulpit for years and years;
He preached fire, damnation and The Hereafter scorching his congregants ears!
He had baptized...
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Categories:
quipped, humorous, religious,
Form:
Rhyme
Dude From BudeThere once was a fellow from Bude
Who loved to play golf in the nude,
Someone quipped "that thing,
Has a hell of swing,
He sure is one...
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Categories:
quipped, humorous, rude,
Form:
Limerick
Easter Lilies"The meek and the humble will be elevated to places where the haughty can never ascend even with a ladder. Stay humble in victory and...
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Categories:
quipped, beautiful, christian, easter, mystery,
Form:
Free verse
College 'll WaitDad an’ I were tryin’ hard to land a pan o’ Redeye just outside o’ Huntsville
off a dock on Mouzon Lake,
When I got all...
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Categories:
quipped, family,
Form:
Narrative
The Dimly Lit House(* = i)
There’s a dimly lit house where a chicken sh*t mouse
Hides in a hole from the man and his spouse
He’s easy to please
Just leave...
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Categories:
quipped, cat, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Keep It In the FamilyMy partner’s parents came to stay
They’re messing with my head
They only turned up yesterday
So we gave up our bed
But last night I’d been drinking
Until late...
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Categories:
quipped, family, romance,
Form:
Rhyme
My SuitcaseEvery morning, when I walk under my cherry trees,
There is soothing breeze which awakens my senses,
The flash back of life events roll before my eyes,
I...
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Categories:
quipped, life,
Form:
Verse
ThreeThence they come, these thoughts again
As I brood, on mind thus dimmed
Fraught with doubt, crossed by light
Naught but rout, mine sublime such night
Shall I muse...
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Categories:
quipped, introspection, on writing and
Form:
Rhyme
My Most Embarrassing MomentIt was many years ago now, before my wisdom teeth
had forced their way through my big mouth, they were still underneath.
I had an awesome job...
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Categories:
quipped, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
The Princess and the PimpA preening promiscuous princess posed as "Penelope Prude."
With her poodle and parasol; well-perfumed, on Pine Street she stood.
A pompous pilfering pimp with a pink-painted poodle...
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Categories:
quipped, funny,
Form:
Alliteration
Eddie Claimed To Be a Cowboy - With Video Linkhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-KFwPNkS6U
Eddie was a braggart,
At least we thought as much.
His lower lip was loaded,
A three finger dip of snuff…
My mind said, “I think not.”
And...
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Categories:
quipped, cowboy-western,
Form:
Free verse
Leprechaun In My BottleOne dark dreary night while happily drinkin’ up a big big storm,
I beheld a tiny green man in my bottle, oh!—not the norm.
He’s my tiny...
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Categories:
quipped, cheer up, drink, emotions,
Form:
Couplet
The Astonishing Disappearing ActProctologists need to write when
A prescription's called for big ben
But a doctor equipped
With thermometer quipped
An as_hole's walked off with my pen...
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Categories:
quipped, confusion, funny, health, humor,
Form:
Limerick