Best Quacked Poems

A no rules barred Limerick . . . 

THERE ONCE WAS A FARMER . . . 

There once was a farmer called Mr Brown
Who with...

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Dear Alliteration, 
First friend, foremost;
Forgetting not,
Shy Allegory, 
Dressed in Allusion; 
Sweet Anaphora, 
How I need thee! 
How I need thee!
 
And Assonance; 
Never deep asleep,...

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Time has come for getting tough
               For I have now had...

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TYPICAL 30 - The Start of the 2013-2014 NHL Season
30 of them began their battle with hopeful beginnings
But 14 of them will have their early...

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When I was in pigtails, years younger than him,
my big brother’s bedroom was filled to the brim
New comic books, from the small corner store
would light...

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The putrid, malodorous and fowl nauseating smell 
   can still be conjured nearly fifty years later wracked
I never forget ineradicable tangy, sulfurous 
...

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Smelly Tom:

There was an old man called Tom,

No one knew where he was from,

Every time he bent down,

He would sit with a frown,

For he always...

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It sucks! 
Quacked the duck
I wanna dance the shuffle
yet all I do is waddle
When I cha-cha         cha
My...

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The vet gave the duck a bill,
Causing him to become quite shrill,
  He thought it was far too much
  So he quacked him...

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Picture#1 -"No! means NOTHING to a duck-
(A duck chasing a young girl across a yard)


Today, I went to the pond 
to sit and eat a...

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I floated through the park today,my duck and me fed bread to the bees and the pollon made us sneeze.
We quacked and laughed into a...

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The train chugged along the track
The ducks all said quack quack quack
The cows said Moo 
And birds flew



Over the fastest train in the world
The ducks...

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They taught me at Sunday school
that the Spirit's wind; and cool.
On a night cool and windy,
my eyes were wide and flinty.

Through translucent window pane, 
jiggled...

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Snowflakes Escape

At the crack of dawn shots rang out
Ducks scattered at the sound
Obscenities quacked back from every beak
Hunters were not there for them

They came to...

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Walking past the zoo
and they have a giant
poster of a duck hung up.
Surely there are more qualified
animals to display to 
convince would-be zoo
goers that they...

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