Best Putter Poems
Below are the all-time best Putter poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of putter poems written by PoetrySoup members
Be a Better PutterBe A Better Putter
Was with naughty iron that is a nine,
Which some say has become benign,
That balls seemed slow as molasses;
Did need to take a...
Read more of this work...
Categories:
putter, allegory, analogy, golf,
Form:
Couplet
Golf Putter That Did SputterGolf Putter That Did Sputter
Have naughty eight iron and a nine
That are starting to become benign;
My small balls were slow as molasses;
Did decide to...
Read more of this work...
Categories:
putter, golf, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
I Really Am a GolferI really am a golfer
And let me tell you why
Its only when I swing a club
I really feel alive
I really am a golfer
And...
Read more of this work...
Categories:
putter, fun, games, golf,
Form:
Limerick
The HookerIt was in the mists of morning, beneath the rising morning sun,
We had come to conquer Ft. Langley, It was me and Al and John.
We...
Read more of this work...
Categories:
putter, fun, golf, humor, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
A Cup Full of JoyWhat a great day for golf in the middle of Fall,
feeling quite chipper I drew a smile on my ball.
My confidence rose as I stepped...
Read more of this work...
Categories:
putter, golf, hope,
Form:
Rhyme
Lemon Drops and ButterscotchWhen I grow old
My body not yet cold
But the brown of my eyes
Turns to gray
I will wear a large hat
When I patrol through
My garden and...
Read more of this work...
Categories:
putter, funnylove, me,
Form:
Free verse
The Player InsideThe player inside
As one stands on the first tee
a straightforward start with pumping heart
should be easy enough for me he he
with an arch of the...
Read more of this work...
Categories:
putter, golf,
Form:
I do not know?
My Best Love AffairThe best love affair of my life
Was the time I spent with another man’s wife
You would be surprised to know it
For I never involved in...
Read more of this work...
Categories:
putter, love, mom, mother, mothers
Form:
Light Verse
Garden GuestsA post from the past.....just trying to put down all the ones I have written but deleted when I left the site for a while......this...
Read more of this work...
Categories:
putter, animal, earth, education, kids,
Form:
Rhyme
Golf LimerickThe was a young golfer whose mother
Constantly around him would flutter.
All over each green,
Her antics were seen,
Until he thumped her with his putter!
2 April 2013....
Read more of this work...
Categories:
putter, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
Formal Request
They all heard him say in Calcutta,
addressing the ball, with his putter,
"Before we begin,
I'd quite like to win,
so please, pop it in," he would mutter.
~
For...
Read more of this work...
Categories:
putter, sports,
Form:
Limerick
Snow and Oil - Oil and FireTogether we are like crisp morning snow and dry sooty oil poured onto the ground in our different ways. I putter around the home like...
Read more of this work...
Categories:
putter, allegory, analogy, break up,
Form:
Narrative
A Welsh New YearA Welsh New Year
The night's dark shadow
creeps softly over the sky.
Dark, soft fingers pull slowly at the light,
fully engulfing it into it's...
Read more of this work...
Categories:
putter, nice, pain, pashto, pets,
Form:
ABC
Brassie For a LassieBrassie For A Lassie
Was great at Golf when she played;
In two drives ball on green than laid;
Was done by a good looking lassie;
Instead of putter...
Read more of this work...
Categories:
putter, allegory, analogy, golf,
Form:
Limerick
Categories:
putter, art,
Form:
Haiku