Brassie For a Lassie

Brassie For A Lassie

Was great at Golf when she played;
In two drives ball on green than laid;
Was done by a good looking lassie;
Instead of putter she used a brassie;
Took one putt and hole was made.

Sounds like a great game to me.

Jim Horn
Copyright © | Year Posted 2017

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Vinson Avatar
April 11, 2017 at 10:47 PM
Indeed, Jim - could be more or less epic, depending on, of course, what was par.
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April 12, 2017 at 6:26 AM
If it took three swings for each hole can you imagine a 48 game. That would really be a record. If par was five, would three be an eagle? There are a lot of golf courses here in the Bolivia-Calabash, NC area. Good night Mrs. Calabash wherever you are. Remember that? Jim Horn
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