Best Put Your Foot In Your Mouth Poems

I refused to pick up this pen and vent the words etched in my mind
An invisible ball to float upon my thoughts like a sing...

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Remember I know you,
you're not innocent,
you're not returning back to innocence.

Even with dirt on your hands,
a bad seed doesn't grow anything,
a rotten tomato will never...

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Off the top of my head
and in a blink of an eye,
wanted to write a poem
that was on the tip of my tongue,

Meantime was having...

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I have a serious problem.
Of this, I have no doubt.
When you’re near, I always manage
to put my foot in my mouth.

I don’t know what it...

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Talented in closing every door
and drawer left open by my spouse.
Those beastly eyes from childhood;
doors and drawers under the bed, too.

Talented in tripping and spilling,
splashing...

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Come on and 
bring it, bring it
think you're smart and 
so bring, bring, bring it.

I've been doing this 
for four years now,
you have it hidden...

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he'd put his foot in his mouth before he'd swallow his pride, 
fed from the silver spoon, though his plate is full, they pour 
sympathy...

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PUT YOUR FOOTLE OUT YOUR MOUTH


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Guy Guitar was jealous of Zak Zither.
Because he thought his girl had come hither.
He put his foot in his mouth several times.
While she ran off...

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Oh what a love you have on valentine day
 Sometimes you just don’t know what to say
But say it anyway
You put your foot in your...

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