Best Pussycats Poems

My Misty arrived as a cute bundle of fur
With electric blue eyes and a very loud purr

She was a birthday present especially for me
We’d snuggle up together; she’d sit on my knee

Misty’s favourite toy was a clockwork mouse
She’d chase this fluffy toy all over the...

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Nasty Aussies

Nasty critters do we have 
Under the Southern Cross
Deadly Funnel Web Spider
Deadly Blue ringed octopus

Box jelly fish might get you         (deadly)
Great white shark eat you too    (nice fella)
Our Redback spider nips a bit...

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There once were two tomcats
Who wore tiny top hats.
They sat on a fence each night
And sang catcalls by moonlight
Until they saw two pussycats.

They each made a polite bow
Tipped their hats and said, "Meow!"
"You pussies are out late."
"Would y'all like a hot date?"
"Meow yes," they replied,...

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Usually prefer pussycats to dogs
Though we have a Golden named Annie
Guess it might be a real tossup though
Annie's pretty special and uncanny

This gal can smell barbecued chicken
From at least a couple of rooms away
Comes bounding into the kitchen
Ready for whatever comes her way

How can I...

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Last line...
on him black eyes did sit........drat Cricket...Don
It didn't help his hemmaroids,
Cos I downed old Darcy Pitt.
They wouldn't let me bowl,

the nasty game of Cricket.
an out you go hows that!
twisty ball gets ya wicket,
sneaky buggers round the bat, 

the spinners you don't love,
Not a sport...

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Cath is totally besotted with her five pussycats,
their cute ears stick out from under blue hats.
She dresses them in brightly colored plastic suits,
and on their paws they wear red wellington boots.

Cath’s kittens, all have colorful jackets to wear,
She takes the cats ’walkies’, oh how people...

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For example a Dachshund dog was thrown 5 floors to his death
The owner photographed this and posted it online
His dog looked like he was sleeping but was dead

I tracked the Dachshund Dog’s Killer down and killed him
I put him in an 80s violent video game...

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Let Jacqueline, Jacque, and sophisticated Parisians rave about the Eiffel Tower
Romantic poets write in egregious excess of their cozy, intimate leafy bowers
Leave scientists and paleontologists to their study of fossils and dinosaurs--
As for me, nothing compares with a home-from-work, end-of-the-day shower.

Political scientists dissect the machinations...

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Pussycats are the cleanest animals on the planet
Constantly licking their fur, sure gets my ballot
In fact they lick each other 
Their sisters and brothers
Imagine if we did that,! Eeuw, not yummy for our palate...

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Toffee apple smiles that shine
  Bright as summer days,
Kisses sweet as cherry wine
  Warm and loving ways;
Puppy dogs and pussycats
  And eyes that sparkle green,
My Rachel is the sweetest child
  That I have ever seen.

She plays out on the garden grass,
...

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A quarantine patient on ice
Was sharing his space with some mice
When they nailed down a roof
All the mice were aloof
A safe place to dine is so nice!

His wife had an horror of rats
The mere thought of tombs drove her bats*
From the fires below
A voice purred,...

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Were I given the choice
No matter the season
Heed the call every morn
Beguiling and playful
Come out and discover
Charge up the camera
Tote spare memory card
And head off for the day
Shooting million photos
Details and horizons
Feathery cloud patterns
Luxurious shorelines
Sun’s radiant caress
Cute graceful pussycats
Happy children laughing
Unfading open fields
Tall trees of...

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...is there a heaven?

...well...if there be then...
there be butterflies and pussycats everywhere...
they...apparently were in eden first...
because they were good...but people
...well...they tend to serve egos and...
there be peace problems between differences...
they...apparently think egos nature is it comes first...
because it's soul is choice...but butterflies
...well...they don't serve egos...

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   We had Wonder Woman, 
and The Rocky Horror
 Picture Show.
   We had MASH,
 and Hawaii Five-O.

   We had Bonanza,
And the Nanny and 
    The Professor.
   We had the Jeffersons,
And Stevie Wonder.

  We...

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  Do you recall?
Felix the cat,
Or Taxi and Kojak.

Fantasy Island and 
Starsky and Hutch.
Monty Python and
The Brady bunch.

   Saturday cartoons and
Mission impossible.
 Batman and The Streets 
of San Francisco.

   Cling and Clang on H R
Puff n stuff.
   All...

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