There's Nothing Like a Shower

Let Jacqueline, Jacque, and sophisticated Parisians rave about the Eiffel Tower
Romantic poets write in egregious excess of their cozy, intimate leafy bowers
Leave scientists and paleontologists to their study of fossils and dinosaurs--
As for me, nothing compares with a home-from-work, end-of-the-day shower.

Political scientists dissect the machinations of international superpowers
Historians pore over WW2 battles and the heroics of Dwight David Eisenhower
Gardeners & green thumbers extol the myriad virtues of planting flowers--
But as for me, no occupation holds a candle to the pleasure of a bracing shower.

The downtown office crowd breathlessly counts down the minutes to Friday's Happy Hour
Bartenders mix exotic drinks like Coconut Pussycats, Lady Godivas, or plain old Whiskey Sours
College professors soar above the mundane pursuits of common workers, in their cushy ivory towers--
Yet as for me, there's no finer pursuit than the anticipation of a relaxing, refreshing shower.

Cooks and master chefs endlessly debate palate appeal of asparagus tips and fried cauliflower
Efficiency experts squeeze the most from a production line's manpower output per man hour
Grease jockeys and auto mechanics wax rapturous about muscle cars and their horsepower--
Whereas all I can think about the entire working day is returning home to a steamy, hot shower.

   So please remember, my friend:
   No matter how sour your whey
   No matter how dour your day
   No matter your willpower fade
   Your brainpower stray
   Even if your boss forgets your pay--
   Simply wash all of your cares away
   With a shower at the end of each day!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018



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Date: 3/9/2018 8:09:00 PM
LOL - have you ever tried a bubble bath ?!!! I'm still laughing! This is what you dream of all day, really? Good one, Gershon.
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 3/10/2018 7:40:00 PM
Ah, Now you know my innermost secret dream, Line. My soul lies bare before you...Here's to a shower to wash off the day's muck (blue-collar wok) and/or yuck (white-collar work). :) gw
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