Best Puss Poems

There’s a cat on our street, she’s incredibly clean
She is long she is black and she’s terribly mean
She roars like a lion and purrs like a kitten
One look at her face and your bound to be smitten
With her bright golden eyes and a coat black...

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I loved it
When she walked naked
Into the bedroom
Only wearing
Her hiking boots
Kind of reminded me
Of a children’s
Bedtime story
… Well… sort of...

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I love living here 
Where the food is so fine
My tummy tickled when i purr
A bed that’s divine

A little girl to hug me
Tells me she loves me so
I gently snore
When off to sleep I go

I promise not to scratch the furniture
Now a scratch post I...

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The miller’s third son was disappointed to inherit a mere alley cat.
He did not realize the trickery and deceit under this creature’s hat.
Puss in Boots could outmaneuver committees, clubs, king and queen. 
This anthropomorphic genius was the best present the son had ever seen.

The princess’s...

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In bright orange blossom, dreamy afternoon meadow,
Stillness reigns as though time had nowhere to go.
And frolicking in summer, goes my puss in blooms,
Like children rollicking, with colorful balloons!

Soon scarlet butterfly visits the tip of his nose,
As starlight glitters, not caring whither it goes.
Running and bounding,...

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Some Soup Puss

A puss he was as well as sour
Had been impatient with no will-power
At all and also he had very thin skin
Which was only a characteristic of men
Breasts get in way while taking a shower.

So women will always take a bath instead
Especially those plump...

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I bought my dreaming boots on sale
for ten pounds and a cat
but only dream in feline now...
Can you imagine that?...

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There was I another puss in the cattery
Got sent down by a judge from Battersea
Two humans came so I took my chance
Showed them how I could preen and prance
Fortune struck and I landed on my feet
Now I’m the No.1 puss in the street!...

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Gruesome paint,
red,blue,orange and green,
that smelled horrible,
and burnt his skin,
those snazzy clothes,
colored for laughs,
with horrible style,
those bad lines,
which he mugged,
so he could muster laugh coughs,
those fellow actors,
who were imbeciles,
and a quarter nutted,
for heckles they ,
had him cruelly butted,
those dirt folks,
who paid pennies,
to watch this circus fun,
he...

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Little bird you sound so sweet
Intriguing kitty at my feet

In treetop dawn you soar so high
Tracing bright patterns in the sky

The cat is wary of your flight
Within the ebbing of the night

He jumps the window sill and gawks
At you amongst the wrens and hawks

Now pouncing...

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On Pimple Pond

Pocked, our dreams spurt from cabin walls. 
Woolen cover and cotton pillow catch 
pin point boils from day breaking, like pitted glass.
White pebbled path meanders the hill’s cheek, 
wet from being squeezed by nights cold hard hands, 
to where set-tables will not wait...

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Hello Senorita
Ooh so glad to
Meet yah
Ahh vhoo lusting
Cum- Bach
To
Sir rento
Ah mi lussing!
Ooh she ooh she
Waking.
Will mi heart be
Breaking?
Cum-bach to
Sir rento
Mi Gussies
Sir rento men toe!
Come back to
Serrentio
Make love to
Me again.

She is a beautiful Ragdoll
mixed with a scottish fold
She meow's when the octaves
inspires her. Often my piano...

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Hello Senorita
Ooh so glad to
Meet yah
Ahh vhoo lusting
Cum- Bach
To
Sir rento
Ah mi lussing!
Ooh she ooh she
Waking.
Will mi heart be
Breaking?
Cum-bach to
Sir rento
Mi Gussies
Sir rento men toe!
Come back to
Serrentio
Make love to
Me again.
Ah yeah mi Darling
Mi need for you
Is calling
Come back to
Serrentio
I will introduce
Us as friends.
Ooh; I so
Hoochie Choochie
Give...

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Hello Senorita
Ooh so glad to
Meet yah
Ahh vhoo lusting
Cum- Bach
To
Sir rento
Ah mi lussing!
Ooh she ooh she
Waking.
Will mi heart be
Breaking?
Cum-bach to
Sir rento
Mi Gussies
Sir rento men toe!
Come back to
Serrentio
Make love to
Me again.
Ah yeah mi Darling
Mi need for you
Is calling
Come back to
Serrentio
I will introduce
Us as friends.
Ooh; I so
Hoochie Choochie
Give...

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