Best Pumpernickel Poems
Below are the all-time best Pumpernickel poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of pumpernickel poems written by PoetrySoup members
Ode To the Orange GourdIt’s that time of year again...
When family and friends gather together..
To share and give thanks for all that they treasure..
The young and the old, the...
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Categories:
pumpernickel, autumn, family, food, holiday,
Form:
Prose Poetry
I Am a Couch PotatoI AM A COUCH POTATO
By Roy Merritt
I am a couch potato, but not russet, red or white
I’m the kind of potato that sits up late...
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Categories:
pumpernickel, children, food, growing up,
Form:
Rhyme
On My Brother's Favorite Sandwich...Hark!
Peanut butter and
Miracle Whip collide in coitus
between two slabs of pumpernickel.
Disgusting eugenics!...
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Categories:
pumpernickel, funny
Form:
I do not know?
KookaburrasKookaburras
are found in Australia,
they are not pretty birds
with a lovely call,
but racous enough
to mistake it
for laughter, or even screams of amusement.
Kookaburras
love to ride kangaroos,
and...
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Categories:
pumpernickel, children, funny, nature, places,
Form:
Free verse
Hot From the OvenThey bake the bagels fresh in Fairway*
In the public eye.
I rarely pay attention
Even when I'm passing by.
The pumpernickel bin was bare, though;
Nothing else would do.
I...
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Categories:
pumpernickel, food,
Form:
Rhyme
All RiseI pity those who can’t eat bread
But opt for gluten-free instead
For sourdough with hardened crust
And slathered butter is a must.
A bagel topped with lots of...
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Categories:
pumpernickel, food,
Form:
Rhyme
Golden Streams From a Silver PlainGolden streams from a silver plain
Watering ruby ans emerald grain
Flowing past ivory cities
And amethyst clouds of rain
Yes, that's what goes on inside my brain
Blue and...
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Categories:
pumpernickel, imagination, psychological,
Form:
Rhyme
Bread BoxI fell asleep in a bread box
filled with musty, fusty rocks
rye and wheat
whole-grained loaves
pumpernickel
...
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Categories:
pumpernickel, food, introspection, life,
Form:
I do not know?
Vowel MovementWhen a writer lacks
verbs and nouns
he's the victim of
writer's block.
His mind may house
too many consonants,
too few vowels.
Without vowels,...
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Categories:
pumpernickel, war,
Form:
Blank verse
Categories:
pumpernickel, french,
Form:
Haiku
Sandwich SeaI went out sailing on Sandwich Sea
With my motley crew of make beliefs
In a boat of pumpernickel with masts of cheese
Mustarding our courage ...
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Categories:
pumpernickel, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Your Left VentricleGrab your funny bone and give it a tickle
And for life's dessert try some pumpernickel
Actually never tried it
I have to admit
But heard it was good...
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Categories:
pumpernickel, humor,
Form:
Limerick
It's a Pickle Party
The sign read, "Just a nickel
for every party pickle
to buy some pumpernickel."
The wait in line did trickle.
For tasty party nibble-
place bread upon the griddle.
For sure,...
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Categories:
pumpernickel, funny, silly, word play,
Form:
Rhyme
Mike and Savannah's Famous Sandwich HouseI'm so bored with winter
Waiting for the thaw
That I spread mayonnaise on the ceiling
And Parkay on the walls
Chicken salad on the chandelier
Tuna on the couch
A...
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Categories:
pumpernickel, fun, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
SeededI love any bread with seeds -
Bagels, rolls or rye,
Pumpernickel, crusty loaves -
They all will satisfy.
Caraway and sesame
My appetite will spur;
But poppy seeds, above all...
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Categories:
pumpernickel, food,
Form:
Rhyme