Mike Hauser Poet Rhyme

Mike and Savannah's Famous Sandwich House

I'm so bored with winter
Waiting for the thaw
That I spread mayonnaise on the ceiling
And Parkay on the walls

Chicken salad on the chandelier
Tuna on the couch
A sprinkle of some bacon bits
Straight out of the pouch

Grape jelly on the door jams
Peanut butter in the locks
We'll have them eating out of our hands
Like a Canadian Mayor smoking rock
(but only when he's drunk)

Pickle relish in the picture frames
Nutella smeared into the floor
A half a pound of hard salami
Nailed onto the door

A call down to the bakery
Order up some pumpernickel
Slap it on the outside
With the house fixins in the middle

Here you have our special
What you taste you'll soon find out
Welcome to Mike & Savannah's 
Famous Sandwich House

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Cheryl Hoffman February 14, 2018 at 8:45 AM Lol, I think if it was really edible I'd eat the nutella part! A clever and fun write with your friend Savannah Mike!~Che :)