Best Public Toilet Poems
Below are the all-time best Public Toilet poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of public toilet poems written by PoetrySoup members
Public Toiletrusty
dusty
crusty
musty
needs to be cleaned, rusty, crusty, eew,
nasty farm smells, dusty, musty loo....
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Categories:
public toilet, sad,
Form:
Tyburn
Public ToiletYou may use this toilet, but please do not spoil it,
Quit being mean by keeping it clean.
Flush it with water, not with what’s meant...
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Categories:
public toilet, peoplemay,
Form:
Narrative
Handwashing In the Public ToiletHand Washing in the Public Toilet
By Elton Camp
Employees must wash hands before returning to work
But that sign doesn't apply to just some regular jerk
I see...
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Categories:
public toilet, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Free Cee Some Wannabe Poets Words Aren'T As Good As Those Found On Public Toilet WallsIS THERE A CORONER ON THE CORNER?
Life would be more temperate were i not taunted so by temptation
On every corner and on every god-forsaken street
For...
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Categories:
public toilet, angst, me, me,
Form:
Quatrain
Reflection In a Public ToiletAnd at once there was me as I had always been
Stripped bare and weeping alone
Heart on a string being played by a puppeteer
Eyes wide...
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Categories:
public toilet, anxiety, courage,
Form:
Free verse
Everyone PoopsI am playing with my dollies
And my princess pram all pink
I'm nearly 5
A big girl now
No more nappies
Or plastic pants
I think
I outgrew the potty
When I...
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Categories:
public toilet, body, humor, humorous, wedding,
Form:
Free verse
The Rainbow Is Outthe rainbow is out now,
I saw it this morning on my way to school
the rainbow our heroes of old died fighting for
...
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Categories:
public toilet, africa, black african american,
Form:
ABC
Mr Epic Generic and Dj ClicheDerek and Eric said I'm Generic,
a weird name but I'll wear it,
I'm cool, it's epic, Generic's so original
like the South Park ginger kid,
"gingers...
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Categories:
public toilet, metaphor, smart, word play,
Form:
Free verse
June Third Twenty TwelveJUNE THIRD,TWENTY TWELVE
The unfriendly plane came, baked
With an arrogant fire flame courtesy
Dana air space,
As my land begins to shake
Steady crates of eggs collapse
And break
Her waste...
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Categories:
public toilet, artme, time,
Form:
Ballade
Writing On Stone Finally DecipheredWriting on Stone Finally Deciphered
By Elton Camp
In the ruins of an ancient city it was found
But, no expert could its meaning expound
But visitors to the...
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Categories:
public toilet, funny, writing, writing,
Form:
Rhyme
Check PointsCheck points
If you want to check a nation
How much slobs are they
Do not go to their malls or supermarkets
Go straight to...
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Categories:
public toilet, feelings,
Form:
Free verse
The Lies of FathersWhen I die
In a slum in Bombay
My relatives cannot find my house
They have to walk through the mud
Up to their thighs
Thousands of eyes watching their...
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Categories:
public toilet, introspection,
Form:
I do not know?
The Grand Old Duke of YorkTHE GRAND OLD DUKE OF YORK
The grand old Duke of York’s fleets
Had ten thousand men
Who all had problems with...
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Categories:
public toilet, parodyold, old,
Form:
Light Verse
Humour We WonderHumour?
Where were you when I was arrested at a public toilet for drinking
of a flask of brandy- the man beside me was a police...
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Categories:
public toilet, anti bullying, anxiety,
Form:
Blank verse
Advice To Harvard ApplicantsAdvice to Harvard Students.
if you pour boiling oil
on your babies head
wait until the oil price has gone down.
if you undress in a public toilet
you may...
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Categories:
public toilet, america,
Form:
Free verse