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Best Public Toilet Poems

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Public Toilet
rusty 
dusty 
crusty 
musty
needs to be cleaned, rusty, crusty, eew, 
nasty farm smells, dusty, musty loo....

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© Jack Horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: public toilet, sad,
Form: Tyburn



Public Toilet
You may use this toilet, but please do not spoil it,
Quit being mean by keeping it clean. 
Flush it with water, not with what’s meant...

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Categories: public toilet, peoplemay,
Form: Narrative
Handwashing In the Public Toilet
Hand Washing in the Public Toilet

By Elton Camp

Employees must wash hands before returning to work
But that sign doesn't apply to just some regular jerk

I see...

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: public toilet, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Free Cee Some Wannabe Poets Words Aren'T As Good As Those Found On Public Toilet Walls
IS THERE A CORONER ON THE CORNER?

Life would be more temperate were i not taunted so by temptation
On every corner and on every god-forsaken street
For...

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Categories: public toilet, angst, me, me,
Form: Quatrain
Reflection In a Public Toilet
And at once there was me as I had always been
Stripped bare and weeping alone
Heart on a string being played by a puppeteer 
Eyes wide...

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Categories: public toilet, anxiety, courage,
Form: Free verse



Everyone Poops
I am playing with my dollies
And my princess pram all pink
I'm nearly 5
A big girl now
No more nappies
Or plastic pants
I think

I outgrew the potty
When I...

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Categories: public toilet, body, humor, humorous, wedding,
Form: Free verse
The Rainbow Is Out
the rainbow is out now, 
I saw it this morning on my way to school

the rainbow our heroes of old died fighting for
  ...

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Categories: public toilet, africa, black african american,
Form: ABC
Mr Epic Generic and Dj Cliche
Derek and Eric said I'm Generic, 
a weird name but I'll wear it,
I'm cool, it's epic, Generic's so original 
like the South Park ginger kid,
"gingers...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: public toilet, metaphor, smart, word play,
Form: Free verse
June Third Twenty Twelve
JUNE THIRD,TWENTY TWELVE
The unfriendly plane came, baked
With an arrogant fire flame courtesy
Dana air space,
As my land begins to shake
Steady crates of eggs collapse
And break
Her waste...

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Categories: public toilet, artme, time,
Form: Ballade
Writing On Stone Finally Deciphered
Writing on Stone Finally Deciphered

By Elton Camp

In the ruins of an ancient city it was found
But, no expert could its meaning expound

But visitors to the...

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© Elton Camp  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: public toilet, funny, writing, writing,
Form: Rhyme
Check Points
Check points 

If you want to check a nation 
How much slobs are they 
Do not go to their malls or supermarkets 
Go straight to...

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Categories: public toilet, feelings,
Form: Free verse
The Lies of Fathers
When I die
In a slum in Bombay
My relatives cannot find my house
They have to walk through the mud
Up to their thighs
Thousands of eyes watching their...

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Categories: public toilet, introspection,
Form: I do not know?
The Grand Old Duke of York
THE  GRAND  OLD  DUKE  OF  YORK


The grand old Duke of York’s fleets
Had ten thousand men
Who  all had problems with...

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Categories: public toilet, parodyold, old,
Form: Light Verse
Humour We Wonder
Humour?
 Where were you when I was arrested at a public toilet for drinking
of a flask of brandy- the man beside me was a police...

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Categories: public toilet, anti bullying, anxiety,
Form: Blank verse
Advice To Harvard Applicants
Advice to Harvard Students.

if you pour boiling oil
on your babies head
wait until the oil price has gone down.

if you undress in a public toilet
you may...

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© Alan Ford  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: public toilet, america,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things