Best Psychologist Poems
Limerick: Once a Pretty Pole PsychologistLimerick: Once a pretty Pole psychologist
for Ewa
Once a pretty Pole psychologist
Who preferred fast pedalling cyclist(s)
Kept a velo d’apparte*
And a Tour de France dart
Found trundling Bone-Shaker* merry twist.
• Velo d’apparte(ment) = exercise bike
• Bone-Shaker = first French bicycle, invented and manufactured by Michaux...
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Categories:
psychologist, humorous,
Form:
Limerick
I Needed a PsychologistI got him at university when I was nineteen:
Too late for me and my anger, but he was spritely;
It was after I'd initially objectified things myself,
By writing a computer program that reacted intelligently.
I should have been entitled to write it at school,...
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Categories:
psychologist, bullying, future, god, life,
Form:
Rhyme
You Poets Suck As PsychologistFirst chapter:
She gently sooths my soul with a quixotic grasp
Yet she’s a ruthless (use imagination)
Her emotions unstable like pitches in opera
She teases touching and leaving like breezes
Love works like God…in mysteries
2nd chapter:
I read faultless poems by my elder poets
My heart temper tantrums from...
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Categories:
psychologist, poems,
Form:
Free verse
The Depressed PsychologistHe makes heartbroken people smile again. He sends them home very happy...
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Categories:
psychologist, addiction, break up,
Form:
Quatrain
Save Us From the ExpertsThe experts were angry at first, but by the time they thought to invite me to the party all three were livid.
Three men were backed up on three walls, bodies crossed, minds set, angry faces, helping not a bit.
I took a deep breath, knowing it...
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Categories:
psychologist, abuse, childhood,
Form:
Free verse