Best Pronoun Poems

Oh! THOU art lost and gone perhaps forever
By equi-vocal pronoun now replaced 
Where once were I and THOU in shared endeavour
Abandoned and neglected left to waste

Since THOU departed there’s a missing piece
Within the language where we speak of love
A vacuum in syntax of our caprice
Where...

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"I" is my favorite pronoun,
          but ...
"Me" wants a word-play showdown ...

for neither "Him" nor "Her", is what "I" and
          "Me" once were
back in the days of...

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Grammar Series
PRONOUN HOEDOWN

Grab your partner he or she
I'll choose you and you choose me

We'll go left if you go right
They'll keep going all through the night

In this here hoedown we use pronouns
We'll all git around with no names down

I don't know your moniker you don't...

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elemental verse

emperically terse

where,what and when-

if more lyrics you hanker

toute-suite,I am a tanka...

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Twinkle, twinkle, Little Star
Who can tell what pronoun you are

Oh so far away in space
No one even knows your race

A paragon of effervescence            
Do you have a sexual preference?

A-B-C-D-E-F-G
I wonder if you're gender-free...

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(a senryu poem)

I’m transitioning 
my personal pronoun to 
“Your Majesty”...

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What are my pronoun options?
The conference goer asked
He, she, it, they – anything you want – make one up even - the friendly greeter declared!
The conference goer asked the greeter if 'he' should really be an option as a pronoun choice
You know, with the issue...

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thank·er
re·thank
un·thanked
un·thank·ing
Always Thinking...

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LAMENT FOR THE LOST PRONOUN

Oh! THOU art lost and gone perhaps forever
By equivocating pronoun now replaced 
Where once were I and THOU in shared endeavour
Abandoned and neglected left to waste

Since THOU departed there’s a missing piece
Within the language where we speak of love
A vacuum in...

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What is Truth?
That old unanswered question.
I know when I'm telling a lie though.

I lie not. There I was
minding my own business,
making myself a complimentary cup of coffee
in the hotel lobby when
this man leaves his seat
and stands right next to me, glaring.

"Where is she?"
He wore a...

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I don't know about ZOU
    but ZE'VE had it up to here
  with this pseudo-science sham

  So, as of today
    When 'What's ZOUR pronoun?' ZEY say
       Pronoun Keep-away ZE shall play...

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You ask me for my pronouns now,
But why, I wonder, do you care how?
If you’re speaking straight to me,
There’s no need for them, can’t you see?
When we converse, it’s you and I,
The only pronouns to apply.
A word like "he" or "she" won’t do,
When all I...

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Pronoun?

A pronoun no longer describes all
How you are born doesn’t count
A misguided child, backed to the hilt
A young soul, changed on a whim
Acted upon by those paid to protect
Savagely protected by those we elect?
How come this sudden radical plague 
Of designer gender’s a different shade
Those...

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  No one asks my pronoun now

    Perhaps I'm perceived asexually

      or else ~ holier-than-thou...

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It seemed like my blind date was dim
As my pronouns are "he" and "him"
With 1 prick 4 play
How can I be "they"? 
Unless I missed a sin o Nym?...

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