Best Proboscis Poems

Far away in the land of fairies and goblins
Everything was ducky, everyone had big noggins
To hold all their brain stuff
Some noggins weren't big enough
And the gooey brain stuff leaked out their proboscis...

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Mr. Brenun Lays Pro--
boscis, a belly flop, said:
"No tax read my lips"
no one could read them at all
coz, both mantled by his nose!


Do not play with Arabian poetics ;)...

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Clad in black white strips,
Herald of muggy summers arrive.

With alert feathery antennae,
She begins hovering around.
I was literally dumbfound!
I mean! how dare she enter unannounced!
Even the cop needs cause and justification.
How come she has no reservations!
She just says, “Mozzie is here to stay!”
Hey! What is this...

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