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Privy Call
So here's a who's who is the Zoo,
Sue the snake petter, that's who,
She was hugged by the Boa Constrictor,
Who could eat her but only licked her,
And scared it out of her in the loo.



For Linda-Marie's Zany Zoo contest....

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Categories: privy, funny
Form: Limerick
Social Privy
justice 

What does this vastly misunderstood word mean to you? 

Too what ends? 

May we seek? 

Who(m) may guide us? 

Endless deliberation (spiss spiss spiss)

Debated and glorified by us all 

Beloved; instilled among (a) core integrity 

Coddled and looked upon/after with parental instinct 

Construed through...

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Categories: privy, absence, abuse, addiction, adventure,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Limerick: Once a Privy Counsellor At Lord's
Limerick : Once a Privy Counsellor at Lord’s

Once a Privy Counsellor at Lord’s*
Watched a bowler* throw balls like gourds
Convened judicial com.*
Summoned bowler to come  
And sentenced him to eat bitter gourds.

Lord’s : The Mecca of cricket grounds in London
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© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: privy, humorous,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



The Purple Privy
Privy, the potty place, putrid and purple,
Peeling paint is not appealing,
Plaster, patch and prime,
Purchase pail of paint,
Paint the privy.
Primrose…
Pretty!...

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Categories: privy, peace
Form: Alliteration
Privy Divvy
If you pull on her leg slightly lifting her skirt;
She’ll consistently remind you that you could get hurt.
She claims she’s short on attention just like a cat;
So best throw out some tricks from under your hat.
She’s an angel of mercy familiar with pain;
With the skill...

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Categories: privy, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Path (To the Privy)
The path was worn from traffic seen,
From accommodating those with need to tread.
Upon it's borders, lay thick padded leaves,
Spilling to the path, leaving it, as soft bread.

Bare feet used this path, unannounced,
As a turkey trots, never at a slow gait.
Little ones never allowed enough time,
And...

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© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: privy, childhood, nostalgia
Form: Lyric



Not Privy To
A well of knowledge we're not privy to
The Atheist fills with ridicule
Construing God as something else
While their Spirit longs to find Him

Their common sense; so critical
An insult to demand proof
Yet Jesus traced His scars with Thomas
Are we again to crucify Him?

Some allotments have been Biblical
By...

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Categories: privy, atheist, blessing,
Form: Rhyme
Being Privy To Truth
Heart pangs
Beats skip
As breaths become irregular
Calm resends to foreboding fear
While emotions are sorted and maintained deep within the core
Will all this continue?
Will ways merge and move in time?
Or, will they continue on the bipolar orgy of confusion, lies, and regret?
With fears increasing
While ways become more...

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Categories: privy, angst, introspection,
Form: Blank verse
A Privy Remembered
A PRIVY REMEMBERED
                                          ...

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Categories: privy, childhood,
Form: Blank verse
The Public Privy
My phone a private gadget
Sweetheart-
My dress a private garment
Sweetheart-
My weave a private attire
Sweetheart-
My Sop a private program

My roam private trekking
Dear-
My wallet a poach in heart
Lover-
My calls meetings in camera
Baby-
My texts unpublished docs

My utmost toast -
All of this belongs to you
Except what I've said not
This wrist...

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Categories: privy, abuse, anxiety, body, break
Form: Verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things