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So here's a who's who is the Zoo,
Sue the snake petter, that's who,
She was hugged by the Boa Constrictor,
Who could eat her but only licked her,
And scared it out of her in the loo.



For Linda-Marie's Zany Zoo contest.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2010

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Wesley Avatar
October 14, 2011 at 8:20 PM
Got that old feelin" sneaks up on you now and then! When I need a laugh I know where to come.
Knop Avatar
June 29, 2010 at 6:54 AM
Funny Limerick, Robert, Nicely penned! And thanky for your comments...Gert
Blakeley Avatar
June 13, 2010 at 5:54 AM
Ha Ha
Witt-King Avatar
May 19, 2010 at 11:02 PM
Sweet! and funny! I'm back...sort of. Just checking in to see what you've been up to for the last month that I've been away. Can see you haven't missed a beat.
Taylor Avatar
May 14, 2010 at 3:06 PM
Clever, Robert. Good laff. Nice job. Ralph
Keogh Jr. Avatar
May 13, 2010 at 8:21 AM
Raw, raunchy wit! I like it! Right back to the basic demands of the form. Good! Thank you for your kind comments! I really mean that! Regards, Gerard
Pickett Avatar
May 11, 2010 at 7:50 AM
Fav here my friend....Loved it..As always...God Bless Taz
Culverhouse Avatar
May 9, 2010 at 6:19 PM
funny, my fav!! love it!!
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May 8, 2010 at 7:37 PM
This is so funny. All your poems are so good. Thank you for your nice comments on my poem. Scarlett
Devonshire Avatar
May 8, 2010 at 6:22 PM
This is a hoot, Bob. Did you write it in time for the contest? I haven't checked the winners' list. Been in turmoil with what's happening to my investments and the problems with the stock market. Yikes! I may have to move into a cave and learn to graze on grass. Pretty scary, eh? Best wishes, Carolyn
Roberts Avatar
May 8, 2010 at 3:56 PM
good luck in the contest it was very funny
A  Avatar
May 8, 2010 at 2:16 PM
lol i'd be scared too, enjoyed and good luck on the zany zoo contest
A   Avatar
May 8, 2010 at 11:54 AM
Good luck in the contest, a very funny limerick, enjoyed,..p.d.
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