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So here's a who's who is the Zoo,
Sue the snake petter, that's who,
She was hugged by the Boa Constrictor,
Who could eat her but only licked her,
And scared it out of her in the loo.



For Linda-Marie's Zany Zoo contest.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010



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Date: 10/14/2011 8:20:00 PM
Got that old feelin" sneaks up on you now and then! When I need a laugh I know where to come.
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Date: 6/29/2010 6:54:00 AM
Funny Limerick, Robert, Nicely penned! And thanky for your comments...Gert
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Date: 6/13/2010 5:54:00 AM
Ha Ha
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Date: 5/19/2010 11:02:00 PM
Sweet! and funny! I'm back...sort of. Just checking in to see what you've been up to for the last month that I've been away. Can see you haven't missed a beat.
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Date: 5/14/2010 3:06:00 PM
Clever, Robert. Good laff. Nice job. Ralph
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Date: 5/13/2010 8:21:00 AM
Raw, raunchy wit! I like it! Right back to the basic demands of the form. Good! Thank you for your kind comments! I really mean that! Regards, Gerard
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Date: 5/11/2010 7:50:00 AM
Fav here my friend....Loved it..As always...God Bless Taz
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Date: 5/9/2010 6:19:00 PM
funny, my fav!! love it!!
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Date: 5/8/2010 7:37:00 PM
This is so funny. All your poems are so good. Thank you for your nice comments on my poem. Scarlett
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Date: 5/8/2010 6:22:00 PM
This is a hoot, Bob. Did you write it in time for the contest? I haven't checked the winners' list. Been in turmoil with what's happening to my investments and the problems with the stock market. Yikes! I may have to move into a cave and learn to graze on grass. Pretty scary, eh? Best wishes, Carolyn
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Date: 5/8/2010 3:56:00 PM
good luck in the contest it was very funny
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Date: 5/8/2010 2:16:00 PM
lol i'd be scared too, enjoyed and good luck on the zany zoo contest
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Date: 5/8/2010 11:54:00 AM
Good luck in the contest, a very funny limerick, enjoyed,..p.d.
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