Best Practical Poems

Scholars who took part in the last conference
On logical judgments and system of reference, 
Following the instrumental rationality, consumerism,
Cultural industry under economical anew fetishism,
Rested hanged on the sky of their great expectations.
But, all their sophisticated speech hid big temptations:
Some discovered America in loveliness and loneliness,
In...

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I long to drive an impractical car
     a convertible
with seats for two
and wear impractical clothes
     Chanel suits that say
“Dry Clean Only”

I want to live in an impractical house
     downtown
three stories high
with white carpets,...

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I want to drive an impractical car
     a convertible
with seats for two

and I'd treasure some impractical clothes
     Chanel suits that say
“Dry Clean Only”

I long to live in an impractical house
     downtown, three stories...

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Humbly I say I have it on facebook it brings in an offering as much as it points another
to the offering of another site.

In essence it recycles itself providing and adhering to a greater...

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Meetings, the Practical Alternative to Work

By Elton Camp

Do you want others responsibility to share
Then workers into a meeting you ensnare

What might have brought you derision
Then becomes a business group decision

Stand at the front as the meeting you start
Point with a stick as you show a...

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What in heaven's name would we ever do, oft' I wonder,
If not for the humble pencil eraser to correct our every blunder!
Plaudits to Mr. Hyman Lipman for his inventive intellect,
For patenting this mundane gizmo for our errors to correct!

A pencil eraser is also useful for...

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Does everything really exist?
Forgive me I tend to philosophise when I’m pissed
Scientist’s say that energy wants to exist
Like the warmth that you feel when you are kissed?

But they say that energy has to exist in large quantities
Does it mean we should touch not just our...

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your painted on imperfections keep your porcelain pleasant
for never was there love without some flaws and issues present
your shining flawlessness hurts the eyes of those who look upon you
so practical imperfections are painted on those they don't belong to...

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The Practical Joker

By Elton Camp

Joe, by a paving contractor, was employed
Practical jokes were what he most enjoyed

When an extra pair of boots he spied
Another of his inane tricks he tried

With paving he covered the tops well
And then with panic Joe began to yell

“Somebody help!” is...

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It is so natural but is it really practical
My first conscious thoughts are of you
So appealing you are, your essence moves through me
Soothing me, grooving me, vertically -- on an emotional high
Disguised are my true feelings
Carefully eluding your beautiful yet perceptive eye
Why…To hide, to conceal...

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PRACTICAL    LOVE



He caresses her tress

She presses her dress

He guesses her stress

She addresses his lustiness...

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Writing limericks was Jack's strongest suit
He won all the contests, worth zero loot
   He struck out with the gals
   Couldn't even make pals
So Jack got practical ~ took up the flute...

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Just because the plane has landed 
And the pilot has turned off the fasten seat belt sign 
Does not mean you should hurry to get out of your seat,
It will be five minutes before they open  the hatch
And an additional ten minutes before all...

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Do not stretch out your hand for everything you see
For evil is the eye that makes your tongue seek
A delicious, diverse platter better left untouched
To allow you peaceful slumber and a tummy unclutched.

Let not your tongue hang out for the tasty display
And have you elbowing...

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