The Practical of the Thoery of Existence

Does everything really exist? Forgive me I tend to philosophise when I’m pissed Scientist’s say that energy wants to exist Like the warmth that you feel when you are kissed? But they say that energy has to exist in large quantities Does it mean we should touch not just our fingers but our bodies? And elementary particles are dependent on others Mingling the particles by making love quenches the hungers Now I understand the basic theory of how things exist Hick! This bottle of JD’s making me feel more and more pissed. I GOT IT NOW!!! For all the men that have been unfaithful This excuse remember it well because it will be useful One’s wife exists when you see her and hear her nags To her friends, she ridicules you which sound like she brags Here’s the science bit. If you have an argument with your wife, go for a drive And if you apply this theory correctly you will feel alive. Because you are alone and therefore, she does not exist And you have become a bachelor so you should be feeling bliss Have a few drinks and play around with some women When you leave them they won’t exist and stop being a lemon But there is a warning, a warning of war Never have another nonexistent woman in your house begging for more For a nonexistent wife has a tendency to walk through the door And believe me it’s not good trying to drink a bottle of JD to numb pain When you get stabbed in the back by a nonexistent wife that’s insane….