Best Pooping Poems

My stomach rumbles after a hot meal,
I pack along the road to obey this call,
As I run into the bush, it rumbles still,
On bending down ‘bou~bou~bou’ its gases fall,
Sounding like a thunderous trumpet…,
Anus releases the mighty from rectum,
Which makes flies to sing praises to kismet,
Its...

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Sometimes I get a bad stomach ache 
and feel like I have to poop 
So I sit on the toilet, 
for like 25 minutes. 
But nothing happens. 
It happens when I'm trying 
to pee, too 
But the perpetual pooping feeling 
is much worse, 
because your...

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when I would shatter
my meat and potato platter
my food did scatter

they were ready-made
needed a band which would aid (Band Aid)
home they all had stayed

my did had hurt
when I was eating dessert
waste had a growth spirit

when cat was pooping
after I had been stooping
up were scooping

what a...

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No one is more desirable than a person whose mere poop gives people a living... 

January 4, 2023, PST, BC...

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