Best Pom Poems

Poor Viv got caught in his loo 
(Was sporting his pink tutu) 
His Mrs. was mad 
Said you ‘stupid lad - 
your hairy thighs still show through!

My contst pom Sponsor’d by Viv Wiggly

chckd with how many syllabls 7,7,5,5,7

10~07~16...

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Glimpses I caught between the swishing traffic 
on that sidewalk in cold rain and colder wind 
and a cast-off Cleveland Browns windbreaker: a man 
tottering a mime of an off-center grandfather clock, 
and, oh yes, in a dirty orange unrav'ling 
woolen cap with flopping pom-pom....

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This is a true story about our puppy Spikie who lives with
us and is our mascot on our farm...........


There once was a puppy named Spikie

His wishes were some what unlikely

He wanted to Guard

But left in the yard

At Five inches his height was unsightly






Contest: Limerick II

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Last Christmas an ugly old frog

got fat drinking holiday nog.

But I saw him this fall

looking not fat at all -

in bright shorts out taking a jog!


Writtn Oct 10, 2016 for vivs missing lttr contst...

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A masochist plans his own burial
You'd think our man was malarial
  But a fallacy it is
  'Tis pain that is his
Ado for such an actuarial...

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An artist rolls his brush full of vibrant color across a Canvas
A window to a distant world soon forms, a Catalog or Atlas.
A land of curious blooms, and candy floss
Odd bits of colorful stalk brim floating moss.
This land of flamboyant fun, and pinkish bananas....

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Bounti-fall
By: Blake Myers 

Blowing trsss, sounding of rain,
It is that timn of yr again,
Crisp air, cool brzzz, soon to b night,
Hay and pumpkins always in sight,
If ol' scaircrow only had a brain....

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Good morning ma’am, how do you do?
How I wish I was going with you
On a trip on a boat
With a sail for a coat
Crossing rain, sky, and windy storms too...

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Climb to a high mountain shack
Pot and good **** in my pack
A hot Navy flick
A hot busty chick
My pants captain said, "Up stack!"...

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I know a guy from timbuktu.
Who works at his family zoo. 
Has body odor so strong,
That could shock Mr. King Kong.
Bo put on a mask and muu muu.



muu•muu ('mu?mu) 

n., pl. -muus.
a long, loose-hanging dress, usu. brightly 
colored or patterned.

10-09-16
Premiere Contest: vivs missing lttr contst
Sponsor:...

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In front of a blackboard I walk
Around in my classroom and talk
Of motion and fall,
Gravity on a ball,
My hands and my shirt full of chalk.


October 12, 2016
For vivs missing lttr contst
Sponsored by Viv Wigley...

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a firkin of port and a glass
through my lips a last drop will pass
my thirst I now blunt
as thoughts it will stunt
in my john my food will amass


10/08/16...

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We drank cheap beer in a rusted out shed.
Buzzing before our 8:00AM English class.
Trying to be cool- to fit with the "Ins."
Instead, were becoming the wobbling outcasts.
Spinning further out from the golden Ins.

Ah the golden center. 
Filled with jocks, cheerleaders.
A chorus line of silver thighs...

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My Contst Pom

‘Josh Kibosh’ who has only small-scale splash cash
looks for a young woman’s copious plash stash
when his hogwash commands dosh
Josh’s gluttonous slosh habits turn posh
so Madam transforms flash in his pan into pulp-mash

08th October 2016...

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my contst pom - compliant son!


Oh son, I pity you try but fail
In Biology, lizards, rats have tail
I told, mug up ,vomit words
You'll pass, you'll fly high as birds
In quiz, Madam said, you spit up a snail?!


12th October 2016...

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