Best Pipe Down Poems

Behold the Pied Piper has tossed his pipe belatedly in the trash
   Having led folks down some garden paths he trousered wads of...

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My Mother liked to whistle
Which made my Father bristle
Although Mum whistled well
Dad thought it unladylike for a gel
To whistle, abyssal...

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The ladies all have a giggle
At girls with boobies that jiggle
But when they look down
They all tend to frown
At men with serpents that wiggle!...

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I think the car companies have done pretty good.
By making cars with something better under the hood.

Just try to imagine what they drove back in...

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I'm living in the moment & you're looking for forever, I'm being the best worse me, I am way too clever, I can lap you...

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She struts out of the golden elevator
like the Grand Marshall of Macy’s Thanksgiving parade
Crystal high-heels rhythmically clicking
on the gleaming marble floor
Pompadour bouffant hair
that’s styled so...

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This is all I do
in one damn lonesome room
with no telephone
one open window
and I look down
at my best friend's sister
and I want her next to...

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(huff fin Bach seat driver)...

Aye kin recall when both offspring
     (yay high) as a small child
and now ma deux daughters
 ...

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The Perennial Exile.

Alone,
a foreign body,
eliciting condescending smiles,

the exile walks on.

Though gracious intentions are spoken,
well-meaning band-aids applied,

the exile walks on.

Alone,
never shaking off the fear,
the cold, damp...

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The snowman takes a holiday 
to Florida, he decided to go, 
he got tired of waiting 
all Winter, for it to snow. 

He gathered up...

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An Auld Scottish Matelot on Lockdown in Malta
 
The Maltese Government says we are not to go oot
 A mere doddle to us auld yins...

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We have a cure! The youngest, cutest, most female of female scientists yelled.
The other ones rolled their eyes and made fun of her.
She was a...

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there's a little girl
she's only 14
lost with nowhere to go
met an older guy
told her he loved her
got her pregnant
then he left...
had to find a job
to...

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The shot
I shot the messenger, I got him good
One shot and it was done
And after that I slowly turned
And reloaded my gun
And then I took...

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Oh, My favorite song, 'Light my Fire!'
  Yeah!  My favorite too.  Takes me higher

I just hope they play the long version, you...

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