Best Pipe Down Poems
The Parable of the Pipe-Down PiperBehold the Pied Piper has tossed his pipe belatedly in the trash
Having led folks down some garden paths he trousered wads of cash
Dollars, pounds, euros, rolls of wallpaper - the currency didn’t matter
He gathered countless cretins, enchanted by piffle...
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Categories:
pipe down, confidence, dance, devotion, hyperbole,
Form:
Rhyme
Pipe DownMy Mother liked to whistle
Which made my Father bristle
Although Mum whistled well
Dad thought it unladylike for a gel
To whistle, abyssal...
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Categories:
pipe down, 10th grade,
Form:
Limerick
Pipe DownThe ladies all have a giggle
At girls with boobies that jiggle
But when they look down
They all tend to frown
At men with serpents that wiggle!...
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Categories:
pipe down, culture, relationship,
Form:
Limerick