The Parable of the Pipe-Down Piper

Behold the Pied Piper has tossed his pipe belatedly in the trash
   Having led folks down some garden paths he trousered wads of cash
Dollars, pounds, euros, rolls of wallpaper - the currency didn’t matter
   He gathered countless cretins, enchanted by piffle and patter

From sound suburban Ruislip to Henley-on-the-Thames
   This piper sprinkled magic dust and never made amends,
His tunes were quite eccentric but they made the voters dance
   Cycling round the capital his prospects to advance

Now the pipes have fallen silent (I wish this event came sooner)
   Though he tried many instruments, he never bought a tuner
Cast-off from the orchestra, a wayward minstrel now unseated
   His lies have all been rumbled, and on radio repeated

Considering his record, he enjoyed a lengthy stint,
   While friendly foreign editors found his comments fit-to-print
The piper told his followers, “Pack your bags and let us roll
   It might be a path of brambles but we’ll be taking back control.”

At last his pipes are broken, there are pieces in the bin,
   We count excuses and denials that with hindsight look so thin,
People run-for-cover as they see their hero beaten
   Coping with defeat is not a subject taught at Eton.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2023



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Date: 9/5/2025 11:08:00 AM
Brother John, the working class needs to start a collection to hire the "Piper" to serenade a few "Rats" in Washington! Dance them near the ledge and push them over the edge! Now, that's a catchy little tune! Signed: The Pie Eyed Griper!
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