Best Pharmacist Poems

within Zieglerville, pennsylvania

genuine snow white hair 
upon her noggin doth adorn,
perhaps she will divulge to me (in private) 
after i croon (to said lass), 

the melody of Jimmy Crack Corn
hmm...or, maybe this mission 
perchance twill be doomed from the start, 
and hence finding me forlorn...

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A smile to launch a thousand pills
and tablets and capsules and such,
an option to cure a thousand ills,
just ask her, it won't cost too much.

If you are in doubt ask her for advice,
her reply will be clear and expository,
but the question I know you have...

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I guess I will be a pharmacist, the young man tells me with reluctance.
Resigned to this dubious fate.
Why?

Because my uncle is a pharmacist and he makes a lot of money.
Do you like counting pills?
I don’t know.

Do you think you will like counting pills, counting pills,...

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Law school huh? Why?
Because I want to make money.
Because you love the law?
NO!
Because you adore reading?
Double L, no!
Because you want to be a lawyer?
Is that what happens?
It is supposed to.
Oh, well.
Maybe I’ll be a pharmacist.
They make a bunch of money.
They stand on their feet all...

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Health supplement rages nowadays
It's said to improve health
And so maybe for a better health
And so maybe for a longer life span
And so maybe for a more relaxed life
A pharmacist may introduce 
A variety of health supplement
But we feel suspicious 
Because we're spiritually unsafe
Maybe we need...

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The Roadside Medicine Sellers
Are Pharmacists' bold tellers
Of an enduring contest
Not unlike a weighted test!

Ever waxing Drug Dealers
Competing as Sure Healers
But spinning laughing profits
For all their being cursed misfits!

Shame to legalizing Laws
Unbolting illegal doors,
Patent Medicine - obtained Rights
A From - Reality Fool's flights 
That often drop...

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pharmacist counts pills
last one falls on floor
fifteen second rule in effect
...

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