Best Peewee Poems

The curious case 
Of
Christopher Flaherty

Who began and started out in life with
a perfectly normal human sized brain

Born with a wise old head on his
shoulder's old...

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Saturday mornings were the best
How I loved to catch your show
Your high energy naughtiness
Your effervescence was contagious
Delighted me and left me in awe
Peeking my curiosity...

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Some walked, others biked
As we gathered at the park
There was Jimmy, Peewee
Ricky, Billy and Mark
Neighborhood boys
From blocks around, they'd descend
For the Sandlot World Series
It was...

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This is about the three, who had a master's degree, very snooty and got great glee treating people crappy.

They stayed busy as a bee with...

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Peewee Orange upset the apple cart
                   ...

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The Camping Trip
It was a cold, Gay night. Rosie O'Donnel and Kermit The Frog cuddled around the campfire,
Singing *****songs and eating eachother out.

Soon they...

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I will sing the song of the average man
Who was born a child-not a babe
Who grew up in an ordinary house?
Made of bricks without ivy...

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loiters in his car
a dad-mama's New Year gift
true homeless loser
peewee bald redneck goofy  
merry andrew racist drum...

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Some may write
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Oh, mommy and daddy, please hear my plea
Don't sit your children on Santa Claus' knee
He's too touchy feely
Eyes are hard and steely
He's soused from too...

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Sexually you took over
Mentally I was your shoulder
physically you're a peewee with a 
stroke that should've killed me
Emotionally your still carrying the 
pain your ex...

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Yo what's up bro, how've you been man? I know I haven't talk to you in a while. That's my fault. I just get so...

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Hey silly hat jumping on my bed. How do you jump with no legs? Silly hat why you ate all my pickles? I thought you...

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When we were peewee, even before

we could see. There was put forth a 

decree for a love that shall span from

ocean to ocean, from sea...

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Acceptance is dire 
I let this be known
my only desire
was to feel that I belong 
The empty will devour
everything that I own
The silence gets louder
The...

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