Best Paula Poems

Paula Deen the Butter Queen

By Elton Camp and María Camp

She is the butter makers’ delight
To nutritionists, she is a fright
Krispy Kreme with eggs and bacon
Great health risks are thus taken

Her bacon cheeseburger meatloaf
Is perfect if you are a gigantic oaf
For a nation that is already...

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      Our Petite Fleur    Paula Goldsmith
    
                        4/2/2025

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all that Southern food 
butter, cream, fat and sugar 
look where it got y'all...

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Paula Deen, Paula Deen
I feel for ya' cooking Queen
Dramatic measures over a few words
Their actions seem far more absurd....

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**Clerihew**

Paula Sinner

Here comes Paula Sinner
quick, hide all of the liquor!
Broke, leaching without a job
yet and still she is a snob!


Jared Pickett
5/23/2014
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Honey I love you with all my heart

Always have dear right from the start

Precious my darling, you are to me

Paula, I'll love you through eternity

Yesterday for sure, today even more

 

Value you more than anything in the world

Angel like darling, such a wondrous girl

Loving you...

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Your essence
Strolled gracefully
The alluring fragrance
Of your spirit
Titillating our noses 
Forceful
Tremendous
Energy
Surged throughout your big boned frame
Leaving a residual
Trail of
LOVE
LAUGHTER
SISTERHOOD
FRIENDSHIP
LIFE
Never knowing
The true sacrifice
Of your tireless
VIRTUE
That you willed
To us
For us
We Love You
Paula......

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Mean to Paula Dean

Why should we be mean to Paula Dean
To us in America is the cooking queen,
Who used a word which was a no no
I had heard from Sunny Bono and Ono.

Just because it happened to be her,
To your big brain did it ever...

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Together through destiny,
sharing life's journey.
Our love a testimony,
to souls harmony.

For the contest:  Magnetic Marvel
Placement: 3rd...

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Paula the pangolin polished her scaly skin
Went to the market and traded her mandolin
Told the shopkeeper, “I’ll swap for a mandarin,
Oranges are a bit big for a pangolin.”

The shopkeeper gave her the requisite fruit
And said, “Would you sell me your anteater suit?”
Paula said, “It’s not...

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I got to tell you from the heart.
I've been thinking about you from the start.
Ever since I saw you laying there.

It was all over whelming.
It was all unreal.
I couldn't believe what I've seen.
It felt  like a bad dream.

The sight of it all
Is something 
I'll...

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It’s Time to Take Out the Eraser

There once was a boy and his mom
They explored and had fun in their camper.
But the Everglades in June…mosquitoes!
It’s Time to take out the eraser!

There once was an avid fossil collector
Looking for shark's teeth without fear.
A great white swam...

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It's not my fault.
The oil just wants out!
It's no ones fault
Things happen, sludge is in the current.

I'm not to blame,
Really, I don't know!
Yacht racing brings fame
So I had to go!

You have no proof!
Who can say, who done it?
So who should fix the leaking "roof"?
BP will...

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My mother
My friend 
My everything

I wanted to tell you that,
Your red hair,
lights up even my darkest hours.

We were not blood,
but you were my mother. 
Now you’re gone
and my world is less bright.

From dawn to dusk
I cry for you. 

I miss my mother
I miss my friend
I...

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Paula Goldsmith, you will know when I say
Always encourages us in her way
She's good for a lift
Poetry is her gift
“So have a blessed day writing away!”

Tom Woody the Poet guru
Who will never, ever lie to you
Even if it hurts
He's candid and curt
We all need a...

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