Best Patsy Poems
Patsy Foley Was Roly-Poly In 1947It may have been the devil himself who prompted the kids in my schoolyard back in 1947 to chant "Patsy Foley's roly-poly from eating too much ravioli."
At first, no one could remember who started the chant. Patsy, a sweet and ample child, was in the...
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Categories:
patsy, memory,
Form:
Prose
Jif Is a Terrorist! Skippy Was Only a Patsy!-In 2008, a massive recall of peanuts thought to be contaminated with bacteria occured. Not
very many people became ill, and only twenty percent of those that did were hospitalized.
Only a handful died. It was a media frenzy.-
Did you know?
Did You hear?
The tree...
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Categories:
patsy, health
Form:
Free verse
Satan's Patsy
You've been tricked
and you don't even know it
You got played
'cause you're dumber than a slow wit
Satan used you like a chump
on the ground your head got thumped
And you skidded and...
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Categories:
patsy, humor, humorous, religious, satire,
Form:
Rhyme
Patsy ClineA namesake for Virginia where she was born and raised
She became known as Patsy and we became amazed
Since she was young she wowed the folks with her distinctive voice
It seems that she was born to sing,she didn't have a choice
When she went walking after midnight...
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Categories:
patsy, dedication, music
Form:
Couplet
The PatsyStanding at the edge
Fear~pain~or fun~fear~pain
Big brown fearful eyes
Begging help me...
So I help her down onto the floor
Picking up her chew stick
Comes to me again
Big brown sad eyes help me
Understanding her agony
Bend over lift her up
Now she's in her comfort zone
Chewing away on her bone
Sitting next...
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Categories:
patsy, pets,
Form:
Free verse
Categories:
patsy, longing, love, missing you,
Form:
Senryu
Patsy PugglespuffSassy Patsy Pugglespuff
Sat in the mire
Wasn't feeling warm enough
So set her hair on fire....
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Categories:
patsy, crazy, endurance, fire, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
Perking PatsyDonald is, "The Apprentice" star
Who loves to fire folk from afar
For a "You're fired!" tweet
Evades "Meet & Greet"
Once again, Trump lowers the Barr...
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Categories:
patsy, political,
Form:
Limerick
Poetry, a patsy mourner here, would you be the churn?Poetry, a patsy mourner here, would you be the churn?
Tamanna Ferdous
Poetry, a patsy mourner here, would you be the churn?
Tamanna Ferdous
I cared for the beauty spot , her left trickle salt takes oath there in bittersweet chime
The smile and the smile line , a mystic...
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Categories:
patsy, anti bullying, appreciation, april,
Form:
Free verse
Zul-Qarnain these days as a patsy in Babylon
Tim Horton, Tim Janis
Kofi Annan, In a scaffold that knots a shoeless
You are mincing me on a cutting board, these days
In pounds per pounding heart , with knives and bleesed hone
You were a father's lump and a mother's grace
And slowly in your ladder you...
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Categories:
patsy, art,
Form:
Epic
Listening To PatsyMemories
of Formica
kitchens
And 2-burner
Hotpoint
stoves
Lipstick on
a menthol
butt
Costume
pearls
in rows
Perfume
from the
five and dime
Drive In’s
on the
field
A promise
made
a promise kept
And
love
— that time can’t steal
(Listening To Patsy Cline: July 4th, 2025)
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Categories:
patsy, love, nostalgia, time,
Form:
Rhyme