Best Outta Poems

Well and I Get A Kick Outta All That Kinky Stuff
You do to me, the way you blow and stick your tongue
In my ears, the way you spank me and make me
Beg for more, the way you pour honey all over my body
And lick me...

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Feels like limericks are coming out of my ears
Or sometimes think they're coming outta me rear
But those ones are shitty
Not for transmitty
So I'll try not to post 'em but can't promise my dears...

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now i lay me down to sleep,
knowing that no one/nothing watches over me
&
if i die before my loans are paid,
i
win....

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If there's anything more beautiful than tulips in spring
Here's yours truly experiencing morning's first zing
Leaping gayly outta bed
Looking forward to what's ahead
When my thousands of friends gather round for a fling


(actually I don't really leap anymore!!!)...

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~~~ Get Outta My Pond ! ~~~

Do not invade my space!
Can you not tell by the look on my face?
No pictures please! Yes, I'm a party pooper.
Just what would you expect from a grouper?
Get that camera away from me
Or you WILL be sorry, just wait...

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When I look in your eyes
I get the butterflies
Like its the time we met 
I remember it like it was just yesturday 
I remember our first kiss 
I remeber running in blist 
But the day you left me 
There is not a day i dont...

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I'm lookin' forward to the arrival of spring with great anticipation,

With the bloomin' of purty flowers and much needed precipitation!

All winter long I've supported the local squirrel and avian population!

Word seems to have gotten 'round that there's free grub at my location!

They're eatin' me outta...

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Another spanking new day has begun
Filled with exciting things to do
Like shopping and spending piles of dough
I'm sure it applies to you

It's the way of the world, it's how it works
No one said it would be easy
Just look up yonder at that fiery red ball
Today...

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Used to be this high octane poet
Running outta gas, my poems sure show it
Need a fillup
Injection up my butt
Of phrases like “grease monkey in the pit”...

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Almost finished this 40 page magazine
Some days I feel like a freaking machine
But enjoy it I do
Keeps me outta pooh
I just walk the streets in this heavenly scene...

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Feel some silliness coming on
But why am I not surprised
It's who I am, a jester by trade
But a harmless kind of a guy

If you're expecting tear jerking stuff
You'd be outta luck my mate
Usually post nothing but giggles
Get outta town fore it's too late  

Beat...

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Feel some silliness coming on
But why am I so surprised
It's who I am, a jester by trade
Just a harmless kind of a guy

If you're expecting tear jerking stuff
You'd be outta luck my mate
Usually post nothing but giggles
Get outta town fore it's too late  

Beat...

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dear Canada,
dear France,
dear Australia,
dear UK &
to the other countries of the
world who are in the
process of using their
governmental structure to
alleviate the 
health care catastrophes
within their own borders,
by taking up the whole of
the financial burden to
provide their own citizens
with the ability to stay
healthy,
without becoming broke &
destitute,...

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Wizard Of Oz Limerick Poetry Contest
Charles Messina


Dorothy and her dog Toto collide
Up they go on a magic carpet ride
From Kansas home, they whirled
To a make-believe world
They were in Oz to find the other side...

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youtook me, shook me outta my mind
What were you trying to find?

you took me, shook me outta my world
gave it a twirl. spinned me for a whirl

We made love..you drove me crazy
My mind was hazy..We were lazy
that day you drove me...outta my mind


Carron Carter-original...

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