Best Oldsmobile Poems

There once was a popular car commercial that stated, "This is not your father's oldsmobile".  The manufacurer was proud to have built a better car. I don't know if it was better, but after 107 years, it was discontinued in 2004.

The ad often spoke...

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Skinny kids
Wrinkled clothes
Crooked windows
Non-symmetrical
Snowman slightly off center
The “Olds”
Wrinkled fenders
A round-headed driver
A teetering toboggan
Hanging from its roof

The artists
Sipping hot cocoa
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For General Motors, it must have been a difficult decision.
They decided to discontinue Oldsmobile as a division.
There were many Oldsmobile dealerships found near and far.
If they still exist, they are now selling another car.
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The 1970 Four-Four Two Oldsmobile was a spectacular beauty
I still like her today; she was owned by Mr. McPueuty.
He shined her up so often, her sheen was something to see.
He gave me a ride once in nineteen seventy-three.

She did not go as fast as I...

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