Best Old As Dirt Poems
Old As DirtHow old are you?
Old as dirt
When I was young
Men wore skirts
Guys bent over
Showing Big Ben
Didn't wear Jockey's
Way back when
Men were rugged
And ladies demure
No skin showing
But still had allure
Just goes to prove
Defining what's hot
Is what we imagine
Not what we've got
Forgive us guys
It's how we're built
But you've...
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Categories:
old as dirt, humorous, life,
Form:
Quatrain
Old As DirtYou know that you’re old as dirt
When your whole body does hurt—
You grab a cane ‘stead of quirt
And you’re just too old to flirt.
It’s when you have to trim hairs
From your nose and your big ears—
You’re sure that those creepin’ years
Has justified all your fears!
It...
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Categories:
old as dirt, cowboy-western, funny, life, people,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry
Old As DirtHow old are you?
Old as dirt
When I was young
Men wore skirts
No such things
As jockeys then
Guys bent over
Showing Big Ben
Men were men
And ladies demure
No skin showing
But still had allure
Just goes to prove
Defining what's hot
Is what we imagine
Not what you've got
Forgive us guys
It's how we're built
But you've...
Continue reading...
Categories:
old as dirt, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
Old As DirtYou know that you’re old as dirt
When ever thang done hurt—
And you trades a cane for quirt
‘Cause you’s too old to flirt.
And when you have to trim hairs
From your nose and your ears—
You done knowed those creepin’ years
Has justified your fears!
It ain’t that you’s gittin’...
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Categories:
old as dirt, cowboy-western, funny, introspection, old,
Form:
Cowboy Poetry