Best Old As Dirt Poems

How old are you?
Old as dirt
When I was young
Men wore skirts

Guys bent over
Showing Big Ben
Didn't wear Jockey's
Way back when

Men were rugged
And ladies demure
No skin showing
But...

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How old are you?
Old as dirt
When I was young
Men wore skirts

No such things
As jockeys then
Guys bent over
Showing Big Ben

Men were men
And ladies demure
No skin showing
But...

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You know that you’re old as dirt
When your whole body does hurt—
You grab a cane ‘stead of quirt
And you’re just too old to flirt.

It’s when...

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You know that you’re old as dirt
When ever thang done hurt—
And you trades a cane for quirt
‘Cause you’s too old to flirt.

And when you have...

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A land unto its own as old as dirt
Condemned by voguish northern state of mind
This realm you'd be hard-pressed to disconcert
Though his'try would prefer it...

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Most people got married in June because
They took their yearly bath in May
Body odor was the reason
Of the flowers in a bouquet

A big tub of...

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Poor old Sammy warming his tired bones in the morning sun
the passing car excited him so he forgot his age and tried to run

I got...

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How old are you?
Old as dirt
When I was young
Men wore skirts

No such things
As jockeys then
Guys bent over
Showing Big Ben

Men were men
And ladies demure
No skin showing
But...

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Are you the Aphrodite of the Greek tales
Or the Artemis who admirers drooling sent? 
No, for Aphrodite had her little flaws
And Artemis the fortunes of...

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P  Post-truths are words designed to mislead us
O  Obviously, yet "facts" that are appealing.
S  Some are political; some petty; why fuss?
T ...

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Guess Who, 
One Clue,
Old As Dirt, 
Sometimes Curt.
Tom’s Opinion
1/13/2021

She preaches forgiveness and promotes divisiveness, 
and isn’t plagued In her purpose by indecisiveness.

She’s had years of...

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Tommy Tapioca’d married Margery Anne McDonald when each of them was twenty-one with just one thing in mind:
To save the only offspring of the richest...

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Saturday morning...
I drive to the old country dirt road...
I park and walk up to my blackberry honey hole... I hear nothing but the birds and...

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Georgia girl, barefoot in the sun, looking for adventures, 
Georgia girl, ready to take on the world, looking to make it big..
A young girl named...

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Tommy Tapioca’d married Margery Anne McDonald when each of them was twenty-one with just one thing in mind:
To save the only offspring of the richest...

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