Best Old As Dirt Poems
Below are the all-time best Old As Dirt poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of old as dirt poems written by PoetrySoup members
Old As Dirt
How old are you?
Old as dirt
When I was young
Men wore skirts
Guys bent over
Showing Big Ben
Didn't wear Jockey's
Way back when
Men were rugged
And ladies demure
No skin showing
But...
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Categories:
old as dirt, humorous, life,
Form:
Quatrain
Old As DirtHow old are you?
Old as dirt
When I was young
Men wore skirts
No such things
As jockeys then
Guys bent over
Showing Big Ben
Men were men
And ladies demure
No skin showing
But...
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Categories:
old as dirt, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
Old As DirtYou know that you’re old as dirt
When your whole body does hurt—
You grab a cane ‘stead of quirt
And you’re just too old to flirt.
It’s when...
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Categories:
old as dirt, cowboy-western, funny, life, people, old, old,
Form:
Cowboy
Old As DirtYou know that you’re old as dirt
When ever thang done hurt—
And you trades a cane for quirt
‘Cause you’s too old to flirt.
And when you have...
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Categories:
old as dirt, cowboy-western, funny, introspection, old, old, time,
Form:
Cowboy
Sweet DixieA land unto its own as old as dirt
Condemned by voguish northern state of mind
This realm you'd be hard-pressed to disconcert
Though his'try would prefer it...
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Categories:
old as dirt, beautiful, deep, food, happiness, home, missing,
Form:
Sonnet
Tale of the Dog That Licked Me (a memoriam)Poor old Sammy warming his tired bones in the morning sun
the passing car excited him so he forgot his age and tried to run
I got...
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Categories:
old as dirt, loss, pets, old, dog, dog, old,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Till Us Guys Get Caught
How old are you?
Old as dirt
When I was young
Men wore skirts
No such things
As jockeys then
Guys bent over
Showing Big Ben
Men were men
And ladies demure
No skin showing
But...
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Categories:
old as dirt, humorous,
Form:
Quatrain
Late LoveAre you the Aphrodite of the Greek tales
Or the Artemis who admirers drooling sent?
No, for Aphrodite had her little flaws
And Artemis the fortunes of...
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Categories:
old as dirt, love,
Form:
Verse
Post-Truth -2016P Post-truths are words designed to mislead us
O Obviously, yet "facts" that are appealing.
S Some are political; some petty; why fuss?
T ...
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Categories:
old as dirt, betrayal, bible, truth,
Form:
Acrostic
Happy 50thWell how do you feel, now that you're over the hill
you know that you're now well past your prime
happy birthday to you, I...
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Categories:
old as dirt, birthday, happy birthday, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme