Best Off Kilter Poems

Remembering that Valentine’s
Is just an off kilter lie
And love is cruel and hateful
A salted drink splashed in your eye

Perhaps you will live your life
For no...

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His glowing golden eyes glistened with a comprehension beyond the mortal condition

A well-toned, tall, and tanned man, who most, not all, would call handsome

A brightly...

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Life as we know it makes no sense if we have no choice 
So what is the alternative and do we have a voice ?

The...

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Creepy Clown....

I despise Clowns their so NOT funny
WOULDNT waste my time or hard earned money!
Painted smiles on your fake 
ugly  clown face
Can't hide my...

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6/6/17

Are we part simian?
A centered or off kilter equilibrium
Near or far from the prime meridian
And any kind of amphibian
As well as snowflake obsidian
Items and objects...

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1) I hate brown-nosers far more than I hate most other nosers 
of virtually any known color!

2) I will make it a point to slap...

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Knew of this fellow named Wilber
His body parts were a little off kilter
Whenever he laughed
Flames shot out his ass
Carried around his own fire extinguisher


© Jack...

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Unreadable ideograms
Beaten thin leaf to tenuous holds
Of failing parchments
Brittle in their folds of tears

Remember, they struggle for survival
In clasps ever present
Reverberate continual back down...

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The guests have come and gone, now back to the old routine.
We showed them all the tourists spots, partook of local cuisine,
Put many miles on...

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Walking a tight rope without an umbrella
feet unsure of the next steps to take
heart heavy, mind uneasy, can't look down
equilibrium off kilter, yet still watching...

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It seems, I much prefer my dreams
though times of consequence pass fleetingly.
It seems, I know while in those very dreams
of all that passes in between.

Matching...

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Knew of this fellow named Wilber
His body parts were a little off kilter
Whenever he laughed
Flames shot out his ass
Carried around his own fire extinguisher




...

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Hazy pictures were displayed
Old oaken frames contained them
Hanging slight off kilter right
  The walls littered like leaves in autumn lawns
Grandma keeps glimpses of every...

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What is that thing called that used to fit a 45 record in its center hole?
I’m sure I used to know what it was called...

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Fleshy, dark, unnervingly beautiful
Slicing through sunshine to bring back the dead
Ghosts of lost souls, bound and immutable
Broken by memories trapped in two heads
 
Locked in...

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I seethe with livid rage within the bowels of my being
when sitting upon the porcelain goddess ample defecation doth cling
immediately triggering an internal self hatred...

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Don Pardo: Born: 1918-02-22 - Died: 2014-08-18
He’s been gone from SNL
We heard he wasn’t feeling all that well
Don Pardo’s number came around
The Lord was calling...

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Here I don't exist
I am absent from my life
I haunt this hotel

Walls crooked, twisted
Like an old man's spine
Decades off-kilter

The rust and Sharp smells
Entombed in London's...

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Trump hates hearing from CIA
Can’t stand the things they have to say
So news he'll filter
To keep us off kilter
By singing, "It's a Perfect Day."


Author's note:...

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Walls crooked, twisted
Like an old man's spine
Decades off-kilter

Here I don't exist
I am absent from my life
I haunt this hotel

The rust and Sharp smells
Entombed in London's...

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please let go
let me provide the blue sky
there may be some cloudy days
i cannot promise you full perfection

please accept with love
let me donate the sunshine
the...

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my sweet, slightly off kilter
my odd, confused self
may not fool anyone, anymore
maybe I should grow up?
but it's worked well for me
in the past
The Past
these lines...

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I'm folding paper airplanes
I know will never fly,
Crumple them after
And I'm missing 
The basket every time,
I'd say I'm off center;
The earth isn't rotating
The way it...

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that hidden place where secrets go
a tiny room only lovers know
latent time where I have no will
a memory that is hard to kill

we dance the...

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The guests have come and gone, now back to the old routine.
We showed them all the tourist spots, partook of local cuisine;
Put many miles on...

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