Best Not The Brightest Bulb Poems

Not the brightest bulb in the pack I'll have you know
A real beauty but her brain was slow
Her thinking was jumbled don't you see
Thought Meow Mix was a cat cd
Was honored to be on the Jerry Springer Show !




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So here I go, back to the sillies
Jumping in with both my footsies
Clear the decks, full steam ahead
Hope I don't hurt my tootsies!

The world's my oyster as they say
I don't like that incantation
Think I'll use another term
Like the world is my crustacean!

I'm just as happy...

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They found the smoking dagger
Happiness is a loving family in another city
True friends stab you in the front
He’s a wolf in cheap clothing
He received a decease and desist order
I shot the wind out of his saddle
He’s not the one with his ass in a noose
I’m...

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The massive head came out of the water hard and fast.
This shark had a blood red mouth and killer teeth!
“It is a great white!” Matt yelled.
We rushed to see.
“Look at those serrated teeth!” 
“I am going to get a closer look!” yelled Matt.
Not the brightest...

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I'm watching everything slipping away
And I'm just tip toeing around as the dust fades
Hard to display
The things of affection and I'm erecting 
A design that'll leave the mind 
Wide open and thirsting for wine
Just to hold the hand of a empty time
But  back to...

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I met my father in the afterlife,  
He looked stern, and his words cut like a knife
He said, "I have questions about my last days on earth 
They were hard, so hard questions have their worth."

"When I lay in that hospital bed day after...

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I’m not afraid of rejection 
I’m afraid of the phoenix that will rise from my spine with the threat of treason 
Suppress the flame and walk away 
Use your once tempted fingers to point yourself in the direction of least resistance 
It’s not the road...

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