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Best Not The Brightest Bulb Poems

Below are the all-time best Not The Brightest Bulb poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of not the brightest bulb poems written by PoetrySoup members


Gotta Love Her
Not the brightest bulb in the pack I'll have you know
A real beauty but her brain was slow
Her thinking was jumbled don't you see
Thought Meow...

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Categories: not the brightest bulb, funny
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Back To The Sillies


So here I go, back to the sillies
Jumping in with both my footsies
Clear the decks, full steam ahead
Hope I don't hurt my tootsies!

The world's my...

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Categories: not the brightest bulb, funny,
Form: Quatrain
Mind is flustered
I'm watching everything slipping away
And I'm just tip toeing around as the dust fades
Hard to display
The things of affection and I'm erecting 
A design that'll...

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Categories: not the brightest bulb, anger,
Form: Rhyme