Best Nit Poems
The Nit Nurse An Itchy PoemThe Nit nurse would come around once a month
To my primary school usually after lunch
We'd all queue up in a line
All the kids and friends of mine.
One by one the nurse would examine our hair
Once in a while the scruffier one's in the class
Were given a brown paper bag and letter for their...
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Categories:
nit, hair, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form:
Free verse
Nit UpIf you are the mother of Vlad
Your heart is increasingly sad
Vlad just wants more ground
The whole world has found
That bugger is stark raving mad!...
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Categories:
nit, international, political,
Form:
Limerick
Nit Picks and Picnics~~Upon the banks of big piney slough,
I recall a picnic with old blue,
and my granddaughter at age two.
and many blood sucking critters too.
~For a very short while we did picnic,
then we would bait our hooks and pick ticks.
while the...
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Categories:
nit, funnydog, dog, granddaughter,
Form:
Monorhyme
Categories:
nit, absence, adventure, satire, spoken
Form:
Epitaph
Bit Nit WitBit Nit Wit
Given adage,
that when said, "With age comes wisdom",
give it a twist, and better the challenge,
Wisdom and age...
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Categories:
nit, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Rhyme