Best Nabbing Poems

speech and debate team members
competed every week
new schools, new judges, input sought

national finals at Niagara University
eleven hundred contestants 
vying for trophies worth their weight in...

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Adulterous besieging capstone damnation
exploitation foists groping, heaving
insidiously jerking
knowingly lunges
machinations notoriously nymphomaniacal 
officiating penile quests
rapaciously, sadistically 
tenaciously, unstoppably 
vasocongested wickedness 
Xerses yawped zeolously.
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All throughout history...

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While I was walking through a meadow, of blooms and sunshine,
I stopped to spread my blanket, for a gay picnic at lunchtime.

It was very pleasant,...

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It was late into the night 
When Bert Ernie and I
Were traveling across the plans of Nebraska

Much to my surprise 
Bert looks me straight in...

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Seed - scattered strewn or downtrodden.
Grain stuck on passive flytrap mucus.
Wild life biomes ripe with  open sesame.
Frantic birth pangs stiffen their gestations as green...

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Haunting, they came to me
Eating away all the joy I see
Amid laughter so free
Lingering, I thought it’ll be 
Inside a soul of bliss and glee…
Nabbing...

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(alternately titled: ah me go march'n home on derange)

I'll play the devil's advocate, yet
prepare a stance with pitchfork
     against misinterpreted faux...

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A Warlock was counting the bounties
From nabbing a Coven of Aunties
When to his dismay
Discovered that day
They all hid "The Curse" in their panties!...

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Ere becoming pets we were wolves
Roaming chainless, hunting hares
Hadn't signed the bond of serfdom yet
Nor had learnt to fawn
Then mortgaged freedom for crumbs
Wore dog collar,...

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Bandit of Sherwood

A man from the ‘hood name of Robin
Insults to the sheriff was lobbin’
     But Robin the rapper
  ...

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Doctors (particularly biomedical engineers)...
really trolley train hard to keep track of patients

Eye tell ya we (spuds)
pulled up stakes after four yar
and zero scores ago living...

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The cops are on the roads today
And this is why, I’d bet,
Their ticket quotas for the month
Have not been filled quite yet.

This is the last...

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I set my snares in sea of dreams
to catch my share of dreams in common.
I'm waiting,
killing time playing cards
with the trawler men,
who are much better
at...

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Arguing about-
anything/everything—
Debating with her-
imaginations—
carelessly/freely...
Opinions about-
everything/anything—
Insisting-on-convictions
unreasonably/freely...
Together with
whom-that-she-is
Totally—unlike-the-Trend;
Almost;
Not a Girl
Any Longer—

Never;
encounters-eventualities
Nabbing
what-all-of-that-she
demands...
Always;
discovering-deliberation
Acquiring-her-necessities...
Besides
who-she-decides-to-be
Incomparable—
to-that-still-Image;
Almost
Likely;
Not a Girl
Any Longer—

Though;
her-feeling-are
widely-well-known
Still—
has-never-let
herself-to-love;
Lover—
last-thing-that-she-will-ever—
welcome—
No desire—
indulging-anyone—lusting-her...
Not-to-mention
but-who-she-is,
Flakier—
than-most-the
Fantasies—
Likely;
Not a Girl
Any Longer—

Although;
her life, buries no secrets—
Still has never, shared her soul;
Soulmate—
last...

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Time and again
jovial imp does succeed
at collecting aggregate of infinite moments
nabbing, snagging and yoking yours truly,
a fortitudinous erstwhile
citizen banker travels at warp speed
impossible mission to...

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