Best My Brain Is Fried Poems

Run, Joe, Run! And the people represent,
mama always said you'd be President.
  Somethin' else mama said was
  stupid is as stupid does
and I think we all know what mama meant!

Run, Joe, Run! And let the people decide
but mama always knew your brain was...

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Static......

Radioactive man is cool.
His brain is fried
but he still wears chinos.

It is sixteen days
since the bomb dropped,
not many people lived
but radioactive man did.

He is dazed and confused
but alive.
He staggers about,
not knowing
he is glowing.

The radio static
claims lots
of things.

Like....

The Russians
are like sour grapes.
A bad bunch.

No need to...

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Dumb little boy what happened to You?
A father, a mother, we're through.
Brightly coloured feathers, spread and you flew.
Dumb little boy what happened to you?
Crashed! 
*****? 
I near.
Sat here, sat here.
We sat, drinking dads warm beer.
Dumb little boy your feathers are gone.
WASTED!
LSD on your toungue.
Obliterated! obliterated!...

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We've known each other for  a while now 
I think its fair to say 
I haven't met anyone like you 
not ever, not to this day
  
when our eyes really first met 
something inside me began to stir 
I was unsure what to...

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I can't get security's attention,
He's tackling some shoplifter outside.
I have a customer committing a fraud.
You can tell his brain is fried.

He hands me an eighty dollar item
With some sticker haphazardly placed.
Trying to convince me its forty,
With this silly, stoned look on his face.

I don't buy...

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Sometimes he feels good in the morning when he gets up
Sometimes he's sick to his stomach and he throws up
Is he out of luck
Does it have something to do with his past
Why Is his body going down hill fast 
His earliest memory's are filled with...

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Your passionate, unneeded pride...
Is hard to swallow, so I’m waiting for another tomorrow
Going along with the rowdy ride
Still feeling so low…but I must stay high, you know?

I want to glow bright and grow and not feel this hollow…
Break the mirror and fix the shards of...

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My head is stuffed, my brain is fried
and still the poems wait inside, 
They leak out of my eyes and ears 
and laugh at me with grumpy jeers. 
I am a wreck, I feel so sick 
and still the poems leak and stick.  
They...

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That dreaded feeling when your computer crashes
The end of the world as we know it, our life flashes
Before our eyes
Our brain is fried
Then ta-da it returns and to the pee place we dasheth...

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My brain was fried
by your love of the evergreens.
I tried to explain
such sweet bitter sorrow.

And all the time
my teeth were chattering like biscuit-cases,
I wondered if
we would live through tomorrow....

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We have known each other for 32 years
A marriage, a son, a divorce
A love-hate relationship
That took its course
Corona kicked in
You took the scientific approach 
You preached your thoughts 
Until you had a sore throat
Aliens, paedophiles, government
Is your belief to rid the human race
Injecting us with...

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Such A Deserted Relationship

You broke my heart;
Yet you were tart;
While pumping red;
You thought I was dead;
So I cashed in the gold;
Yeah!, I was bold;
Letting me be stranded in the cold;
You're not even sad;
I'm almost convincingly mad;
never the less, bad;
Ya, called me lazy;
I'd thought to myself...

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The trap has been set,
You just cant wait,
Soon so soon,
It will meet its fate.
Are you sure?

Pity not those that pity you,
For your pity is not true,
But somewhere in the blue.

If you speak what is spoken to you,
Do you speak what is true?

If you awake from...

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What shall I do when I can not hide;
And the sheets that I lay on no longer I abide;
Awaken by the storms screaming thunders cry;
I rise

Where shall I go as I sleep my eyes closed wide;
My memory frozen as my brain is fried;
Awaken now my...

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Mama told me that I shouldn't be doing it
So I'm standing in the corner to think it through
Mama told me that it's not for me
So I let go of my will to live,
In the corner I'm standing still

I was above it, flying with the doves
Mama...

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