Best Mugged Poems

Lake Breaking News

Early this morning, there was a robbery
A turtle mugged a snail down by the pond
The shell the turtle jacked, was off the poor...

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It was the end of the job
a big do for everyone concerned 
they who were invited 
We were the last standing on the site
today was...

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This elaborate fantasy
built cloud by cloud
into a cumulus
to transport us
in a state of ecstasy
to eternal bliss
the big ship of dreams
mugged by reality
a thunderstorm
of epic proportions
and...

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POETIC JUSTICE

There was an old man from Fontaine
Who walked with aid of a cane
One night he was mugged
By a wannabe thug
In the graveyard, the thug...

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Ronald was a tough old ram, the biggest of his breed
Daniel was a clipperman, renowned of shearing deed
Many sheep were sheared that day and woolless...

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When life gives you lemons you can make lemonade
You seem pretty happy with the choices you've made
You think that life is a simple cup of...

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The birds of pray are on their way, in every beak the Word

(of ptomaine tomes by gnarly gnomes) whose meaning is obscured;

they roost aloof on...

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In the rough, cold pavement they sleep 
Prone to the elements that drain them deep 
A harsh concrete jungle where they live 
Their lives subsist...

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At a corner cafe', in south central Marseilles,
While drinking imported Chablis 
As people passed by, from the corner of my eye
Came a lady, she was...

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There once was this girl who was pretty
Who resided in New York City
Got mugged Friday night
Weak attempt at a fight
Life as a harlot is such...

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My office
Yo I went into my office, lookin’ for a bone,
I’m in the zone,
Cause I found the chicken that I left next to the phone,
Yo...

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Paul's camel Tahli loved  Dr. Oetker
                  ...

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Would you care, if I had to leave and go away?
Would you care, if I had to leave yo ass today?
Would you care, If I...

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In this world
with changing masks on
all measured, with a touchstone

People judges
and are judged
on mere words, mugged

I am no saint
nor a devil
a mere human, being civil

How...

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hello bartender , please serve me a shot
for what i have done i wish i forgot
i lied to my parents and went to smoke weed
stole...

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