Best Mowers Poems
Lawn Mowers and LesbiansI live next door to angels
One day they fluttered in
But not just any angels
These ones play and drink and sin
Not sure they know they're angels
Since one day it came to pass
I heard some cursing angels
Whilst they tried to mow their grass
Quite impressive when...
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Categories:
mowers, angel, beauty, fun, giggle,
Form:
Rhyme
Monster MowersI am quite content with my little mowing machine; it does the job for me.
But not my crazy neighbors whom I used to call my friends, briefly…
Now they’ve become competitive, crazed out, monsters looking for a win.
Competition was breed deep within, and power is a...
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Categories:
mowers, adventure, fantasy, funny, humorous,
Form:
Free verse
Lawn MowersLawn Mowers
Grandpa bought old junk,
and then he made it better.
He worked all day,
every day...
in the hot sun.
The man
never
complained.
I spent every summer,
just this side of Hades,
learning all about life.
There were lessons on gas tanks,
chocks and throttles.
There...
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Categories:
mowers, adventure, granddaughter, grandfather, i
Form:
Free verse
a non mowers yardcracked concrete
gravel and tar
grimy and gritty
asphalt yard
put in by my husband
a non-mower
who would like the entire yard to be asphalt...
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Categories:
mowers, life,
Form:
Free verse