Best Middleton Poems

Montague Middleton’s matronly mother made marvellous munchy meringues 
Montague Middleton’s most massive midriff made many a menu mistake
Montague Middleton met many maidens; Mother made mincemeat of most
Montague Middleton’s mother maintained, “Men mustn’t marry Miss ‘Fake’.”

Montague Middleton met Molly Milton, many men ‘met’ Molly more
Montague Middleton...

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Rain pouring on pubs
Grey cotton weaving up high
Sprinkling on churches...

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Upon a fleeing
Man, the curse of Middleton
Raven kept an eye
On his ill begotten path
Terrible fate crosses him

He saw the horrid
Unthinkable truth of past
Of a man who killed
For fun, left his place of rest
Now runs free to curse again

How he fears this ghost
For he murdered families
While...

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We did not like Scarlett in middle school. 
We did not like her in high school.
But our mothers were friends.
So were stuck pretending to like her.

I reminded my sister of this when she said
Guess who moved in to the next block?
SCARLETT MIDDLETON!
I nearly split my...

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