Best Mcdonald Poems

Old McDonald

Old McDonald sold all his farms 
for tending pets had lost his charms 
He found a new job 
He thought it was fab 
But a whole day clown with raised arms



March 21, 2014   5.15 pm





Eighth Place
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I wonder what he was thinking, the man 
mounted on a stool, with his elbows resting on the bar, 
eating a Big Mac and sipping coffee from a McCafe coffee cup. 

The outside view he was watching through the glass wall 
is the flickering lights...

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Look for the boy with the dark brown sweater
'cause we all know he'll make it better
Look for the boy with the headphones
'cause hes rockin' out to stereo  
and singing along to billy jole
 Look for the boy with the tiger tattoo
'cause he always knows...

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I imagine him running in a ranch
Like old McDonald who owns a farm
But I never had the chance to hear his chant
Does he even croon “E-I-E-I-O!”
If he does, I’ll go out with him
We’ll feed his mad cows sleeping at stream
Wish I could get a simple...

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Ada McDonald

1873-1906

This is a mistake!

A huge contretemps indeed!

A foul up of the most egregious kind!

You see, it wasn’t my time yet,

This death thing; I had things to do still.

I had places yet to visit I had never seen before.

I had strangers from distant locales to...

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Old McDonald had a car
  Ha-ha hardy-har-har
And in his car he had some coke
  Ho-ho, what a dumb bloke

With a snort-snort here
  And a snort-snort there
Here a snort, there a snort
  Everywhere a snort-snort

Old McDonald snorted coke
  But the cop...

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The new Mc Spicy is born
Can i have non vanilla non milk milkshake
shaken vertically then horizontal then metaphorically
Why isn't there a kft-Kentucky fried turkey
-----------------------------------  -------------tofu
whatever bloats your flats...

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