Best Marvin Poems

We have a new opponent entering the game
Bugs has some competition and Marvin is his name
He’s a bit out of this world but that’s nothing new
He gets very, very angry, but that’s just between me and you

We invaded his home planet looking for clues
He has...

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MARVIN BENET BLACKMON, JR.

Yesterday, as you remember, was just another day.
You played like a boy could with no worries in place.
Today you sing the gospel and your soul is fulfilled.
Benet, you are anointed to excel.

The stories of a Prophet who knew his way.
Oiled as a...

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Marvin are you really starving, I 
know you work hard every day, yet 
you ain't got money from day to 
day. Man all you have is you,sure 
hope you don't think folks gonna 
take care of you. You keep asking 
for money for this and...

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remember when recent-psycho-in-the
brief-spotlight, Texas Gov. Ricky Perry,
smiled at the camera in the debate o’ 
repuglicans & couldn’t remember the
3rd branch of government that he told
the nation watching that he would eliminate
once he became president?
remember that this ******* had nothing to
say but “oops,” after admitting to...

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Tolerated me with
relative intimacy.
He taught me my
funny one legged walk,
and let me make up my theories.
Different views
arguments with
opposing teams,
the glories of conspiracy,
he wanted me to stay 
for a few more years in Maryland.
I don't know why I left him....

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You look like a silly old moose, my friend
With those antlers up high on your head
Your name wouldn't be Mickey, would it?
Oh it's Marvin! I like Mickey instead

Well Marvin Moose, how are the forests?
Are we finally turning it around?
Will earth survive the pollution and garbage?
Is...

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theres a boy name marvin 
cox that i feened over in the summer 
now we are together and im happy
ts only been 2 days since its been this way 
he doesn't really act like he wants me 
well thats how i feel he comes to
my...

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Paisley bow-tie
  orange socks
polka-dot knickers
  suspenders dangling

Crazy Marvin's
  testing 'wonder-drugs'
to get his bank
  account jangling

Clouds of smoke
  puffs of steam
strange whistles
  bells jangling

Delirious, dizzy
  all in a tizzy
Marvin's predictably
  mangling

A formula for
  the tutti-frutti, raspberry
bubble-gum serum
...

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This is my purple pet Marvin 
and he is always starvin 
I tried feeding him lentils and beans 
but when I do,  he says I'm mean 

So I feed him multi colored flowers
he says it gives him super power 
I try to be a...

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The Moose Family
(Marvin & Matilda}

Marvin was trotting along in the deep of the woods
Alone so he could hunt for food for wife and son as he stood
Reaching his destination he waited for his mate Matilda
Veracious he was in evading the many hunters like fella
Instantly he...

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Knew this fellow named Marvelous Marvin
  You'd think though he was constantly starvin'
     Always in his kitchen
     Fingers he'd be lickin'
  Every day's Thanksgiving with Marvin carvin'...

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You look like a silly old moose
With those antlers up high on your head
Your name wouldn't be Mickey, would it?
Oh it's Marvin! I like Mickey instead

Well Marvin Moose, how are the forests?
Are we finally turning it around?
Will earth survive the pollution and garbage?
Is it too...

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I remembered sex and it resurrected Marvin Gaye
And I thought this a little fair a little unfair
But this let us leave for my red question for you,
Quite solid and rather out of the blue:
About the completely overmastered by love,
Soon breathless at some bridal shop for...

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~ Magnificent Marvin, the Soothsayer ~ 


Welcome to the parlor of Magnificent Marvin, the Soothsayer
   Silence, please, as I peer into my as yet opaque crystal ball
Ah, friend, the mist is disappearing; the future is becoming clear
   And so, enabled by...

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??There once was a boxer named Hagler 
Whose foes were always left in a stagger
He put em all down
For the Middleweight Crown
This man was Marvelous Marvin Hagler??...

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