Best Mammy Poems
McGee arrived early one morning
At the factory he'd worked all his life
When the foreman waved to McGee with his hand
And said there's a call from his wife
So McGee walked in to the office in haste
When no sooner he answered the phone
Set it down gently, and with a sad face
Simply let out a groan
The Boss was concerned, and so asked McGee
"Is there something you'd like to confide"
McGee wiped a tear as he turned to his boss
"It's me mother, Diss mornin' she died"
"You'll be needin' the day", said McGee's boss
As he placed his hand on McGee’s back
"No" McGee said, "I'll be just fine,
It's better I stay, right on track"
But no sooner that said, the phone rang again
and again, it was for Ole' McGee
"It's for you" The Boss said while handing the phone
back to McGee nervously
“I just can't believe it, shouted McGee
I’ll be need’in the day, diss be why,
Me brother jus’ called me and said that dis mornin’
ALSO his Mother had died”
26 SLICES OF PEPERONI
1/2 CUP OF FETA
3 CUPS OF COTTAGE CHEESE
1 CUP OF MOZZEROLLI
1 CUP OF PARMASEAN
1 CUP OF CHOPPED ONION
1/4 CUP GARLIC MINCED
1/4 CHOPPED FRESH BASIL
4 TABLESPOONS OF DREID ORGEGANO
2 TABLESPOONS OF CHOPPED ANCHOVIES
5 CUPS OF GROUND BEEF (COOKED BROWNED)
1 ( TO 1 AND A HALF ) QUART(S) OF TOMATO SAUCE
1/4 CUP OF COOKED BACON CRUMBLED
1/2 CUP OF DICED EGGPLANT
1 BOX OF COOKED LASANGE NOODLES
1/2 CUP OF CHOPPED BLACK OLIVES
1 CUP OF DICED MUSHROOMS
GONE DO YOUR THANG, DO THAT WHAT YOU DO MAN, YOUR THANG. COOK THAT STUFF LIKE YOU SU-POSE TOO, MAN !
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1 CUP OF CHOPPED ALMONDS
1 CUP OF CHOPPED RASIANS
1 CUP OF SHREDDED CABBAGE
2 CUPS OF CHOPPED APPLES
1/2 CHOPPED DATES
1/2 CUP OF OLIVE OIL
1/2 CUP OF RED ONIONS
1/2 CUP GREEN PEPPERS
1/2 CUP OF CARROTS
4 TABLESPOONS OF MINCED GARLIC
4 TABLESPOONS OF FISHSTOCK
3/4 CUPS OF HONEY
SAUTE CABBAGE AND ONION UNTIL ONIONS ARE TRANSLUCENT, ADD GARLIC, ADD APPLES AND NUTS, AND THEN ADD RASAINS AND DATES ADDING FISHSTOCK AND HONEY, ALLOW TO COOL.
REDUCE,
1 CUP OF GRAPE JUCIE AND 1 CUP OF WHITE WINE
REDUCE ATO ABOUT 1 AND 1 & 1/4 CUP OF THIS MIXTURE
ADD ABOUT 2/3 CUPS TO MIXTURE
STIRRING,
SPRINKLE TOP WITH ABOUT 3 TABLESPOONS OF REDPEPPER FLAKES
THIS IS THE STUFFING FOR EGGROLLS, MAKE EGGROLLS AND FRY UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN.
IN A BAKING PAN ADD, SAUTED GREEN PEPERS ABOUT 1/2 C, 1 /2 CUP OF SAUTEED ONIONS, AND 5 POUNDS OF SHAVED PORK,
SALTED AND PEPPERED, AND ABOUT 1/2 CUP OF OLIVE OIL, ONCE THE PORK IS COOKED
ADD 1/2 C OF BROWN SUGAR, 1/2 CUP OF REDWINE AND GRAPE JUCIE, 1 TABLESPOON OF GROUND GINGER, 1 TABLESPOON OF CAYENE, 4 TABLESPOONS OF OYSTER SAUCE 1/4 CUP OF GREEN ONION AT THE LAST MINUTE. MAKE A SAUCE AND SERVE WITH EGGROLLS.
Lying on your shoulders mammy
I saw the world from above
And I even learned how to talk
You taught me how to walk
You showed me how to sing
You fed me from your breast
I grow up on your back
Why am I supposed to look for heaven?
When you are the heaven
Form:
A baby's voice
Mammy can you hear me, will you listen to my plea
Mammy please don't do it,take the gift of life from me
If you go ahead and do this thing
It will be to me your baby
A baby you'll never ever hold or see
I have the right to live in the outside world
After the time I have spent in here
You will never ever forgive yourself
And it will only end in a tear
So mammy have some courage and follow your heart
Don't listen to those foolish ones
Do the right thing from the start
So mammy please don't do it
Even as a last resort
Don't even contemplate the ending of my life
By trying to abort
Eros
we heard that sammy
had a mother called mammy
won grammy in miami
button and button
after we had gone hunting
who has the button
we started to search
in a place where he would perch
on bench made of birch
were with many fears
they even had bought some steers
after rounds of beers
money disappears
when their twilight nears
in hock up to ears
you should see long spears
they did use to kill a deer
poor at changing gears