Best Malted Poems

Stop being suggestive
With that choccy digestive
Just stick it in your gob
And pass me a hob nob...

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A treat that should be most exalted
Is a real vanilla malted.
Made with ice cream, milk and malt,
It’s oft forgotten, by default.

It must be mixed by a machine
Endemic to the diner scene
And served inside its silver mixer
Meant for holding this elixir.

Pour it in a Coke-shaped glass.
Use...

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