Best Loony Poems

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Fling frolic fierce
Ply pretty pierce
Trade thoughtful tears


Fashion feeds fame
Troubles try tame
Niche naughty name


Leave laughter loud
Pry petty proud
Aim art aloud


Sense surreal sights
Lines linger light
Freeze-frame free flight


Fear flavours fall
Grime gifting gall
Boom blazing ball


Curves crowding curls
Use urge unfurls
Soothe sensuous swirls


Take treasured thought
Nurture nice naught
Ponder prime plot


Make movement mime
Treat...

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Prime private plan
Muse makes mad man


Lines loiter late
Dance dizzy date


Fuzzy free form
Nature nudes norm


Ply pretty pace
Finesse funds face


Cool creates craft
Deed dangles draft


Ask ample acts
Foible frees fact


Love language loud
Poise pickles proud


Limpid looks laze
Charm clever craze


Mix mellow minds
Free frozen finds


Soul sighing sleep
Kindle kind keep


Rich rapture rhymes
Treat troubled...

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Ok, I'll write a little ditty
sounding nice and pretty
and make the reader think
its all about a mink
when its really about a kitty!

Yes, I'll pen a little song
to hum all day long
making you crazy
whistling dedumdaisy.
Well, thats just totally wrong!

Anyway ... I'm feeling bored
so a little limerick...

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See sober signs
Apt aim aligns


Lace loony late
Prune puzzles plate


Trace touching treat
Grand glitches greet


Brave brilliant blaze
Meet motive maze


Mad man musters
Craze creams cluster


Touch thought tacit
Toil takes transit


Imp inks instinct
Dance deeds distinct


Sorry state sighs
Crimson cheer cries


See stormy seas
Bright blessings be


Weary world weeps
Steal sloppy sleep


Worry wears wounds
Story seeps soon




Leon...

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Query ***** quaint
Stretch story strains


List lofty lines
Flesh flushing fine


Nude naughty niche
Ripe rousing reach


Curves craze creams
Drool dusty dream


Wise words wrestle
See sense struggle


Mull moving moods
Grab glowing good


Play piquant prime
Choose crafty chimes


Tell thorny tale
Sift simple sale


Move mindset moist
Hurl heavy hoist


Pry puzzling proof
Grieve grumpy groove


Little lots live
Piece private peeves




Leon...

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There are many birds in the zoo
Some are orange others wear blue
Some with polka dot umbrellas
Some with digital cameras
And some as loony as we two


By Robb A. Kopp
All Rights Reserved © MMX...

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If you're loony and you love it clap your hands, 
	(clap clap clap)
If you're loony and you love it clap your hands, 
	(clap clap clap)
If you're loony and you love it
Tell those normal folks to shove it
If you're loony and you love it clap your...

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Trump In Loony Bin Horn Haiku

Trump commits each sin
He belongs in loony bin
Also thin is skin.

Jim Horn...

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Hearts in the way
Of what you couldn't see
Happy ever after
Or terror it could be

Running for the sunlight
When the moon holds on too tight
Its hard just to breath
And something isn't right

Why is love so broken
And found bleeding on the floor
Why are you split open
When you deserve...

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She is loony as they come, said the neighbors down the road.
The wife looked like a troll, her husband was squat like a toad.
I knew better, there is nothing crazy about sleeping outside.
In a few seconds, it would finally be the end of my long...

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I am allergic to greens, so none of that will do.
It is my persnickety picky-eating cousin, Lulu.
But surely you are not allergic to lettuce, I say.
Oh, yes, and green beans and peas. The radish can stay.

What about Brussel sprouts?
I am allergic to them too.
She says...

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When we go to moon
we have been in big balloon
like a looney toon

memory applied
when river would open wide
had been at high tide

conducted caper
to become conservator
of her curvature

of time when in expanse
ended up splitting my pants
planting perfect plant...

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loony Tunes
I think she’s going down; said the sailor to the crew;
Someone tell the captain; He’ll tell us what to do.
  So they ran up to the captain; who was resting in his room
  They said the engine room is flooding; we fear...

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Funny farm or loony bin?
Depends what kind of mood I’m in
Mad house increases my lunacy
I take my pills and watch tv

Fall asleep, don’t care if it is night or day
The attendants are glad, I am out of their way
This asylum increases my natural lunacy
Weird attendants...

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