Best Logistics Poems
Logistics - a Parody of a Certain Delivery Company's Television Advert, To the Tune That's AmoreYes we don’t give a toss,
If your package is lost,
That’s logistics,
If it’s broken or bent,
Or has multiple dents,
That’s logistics,
If it’s fragile and breaks,
It was not our mistake,
That’s logistics,
Well you were not at home,
So we sent it to Rome,
That’s logistics!
So incredibly late,
That it’s gone out of...
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Categories:
logistics, business, funny, parody, song-
Form:
Lyric
Bush League LogisticsIllegal immigration from Mexico, I don’t know what to do
Shall I send the military into Canada or try to invade Peru
My time is almost over, my term is almost done
Eight years of dumb decisions has been a lot of fun
The economy is fine, so why...
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Categories:
logistics, natural disasters, politicalme,
Form:
Couplet