Bush League Logistics

Illegal immigration from Mexico, I don’t know what to do Shall I send the military into Canada or try to invade Peru My time is almost over, my term is almost done Eight years of dumb decisions has been a lot of fun The economy is fine, so why do the people feel drained I checked with my advisers and not a billionaire complained Don’t ask me for the truth, to tell it’s not my place Besides, I wouldn’t know the truth if it slapped me in the face In my lifetime being president was my biggest thrill I ran the country like a ski resort, everything down hill I’ve helped the corporate thieves and pirates acquire wealth untold Then I robbed the common people, their security I sold They asked what the biggest problem I’d face leaving after eight years It’s walking upright like a man and getting the sand out of my ears The damage I did to the country is no longer a mystery I am the worst elected leader in American history.