Best Lindsay Poems

Perhaps in another i.e. alternate world, this middled aged (baby boomer bona fide bra burner) of two well nigh near grown daughters felt caught in an invisible whirled wide web The Parent Trap. 
     Oft times, the languid days of his...

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Dear Mr. Charlie Sheen.
Incredibly inebriated and mean.
Locked her in a closet.
Hope he gave her a deposit.  


Dear Ms. Lindsay Lohan,
you need a new life plan.
Betty Ford doesn't think this is a joke, 
so lay off the coke....

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Know a sweet Aussie lady with two first names
Her parents were the ones that were really to blame
Didn't read the rules
Had it tough in school
But my limerick will bring her fortune and fame

© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Lindsay Lais was an attractive lassie who feared for her life;
Whose life was appalling that she’d always carried a knife –
Everywhere she went she was jumpy and full of fright,
And she would never walk in the eve, in the fading light.
She was friends with nobody;...

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She exudes the struggle of acquiring autonomy from her “faux mother” charmingly characterized. dramatized, and energized by Jamie Lee Curtis. The ladder reputable, suitable and quantifiable role as  Doctor Tess Coleman transfixed at the larger than life superb therapist.
     Despite...

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Lindsay is trouble
She had the world by a string,
Do you know what's wrong?...

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My Love, Lindsay

Your skin glows like the sunshine,
blossoms different as the rose in the purest hope of spring.
My yearning heart rises to your soft voice
leaps like a snow white tiger at the whisper of your name, Lindsay.
The evening ascends in on a raven's wing.
I am...

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Lindsay dear friend are you OK,
Australia is a long way away,
I’ll gladly paddle right across the pond,
If with a poem you soon don’t respond!...

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She floats about on dancer toes
She spins and splits 
          and dips and flows
She glides and tips 
          She hops and lifts
She twirls and tucks 
 ...

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Her mother was walking the dog
Pursued by a pot belly hog
But in the fog
She kissed a frog
According to Miss Polly Wogg . . . ....

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When it came to Lindsay Lohan, I once believed in her.
I was dead wrong when I thought she could be a winner.
I wrote to her and offered her friendship when she was going through hard times.
I used to think she was the greatest but now...

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I was five, you, ten years older
And you had me straddling
 The saddle of your broad shoulders
You, charging like a stallion, around 
The suburban garden, sun-bright.
Me, so high above the ground
Screaming with panic and delight
Trying, through my laughter, 
To shout out, “Left!”, “No Right!”
To avoid...

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Lindsay Donna Angel


Sweet kisses fill the room as she swept her broom
 Silence as in a beckoning shutter filter the room
 Out of her sadness fills up with gladness we she sees me coming through
 For when I look into her eyes I could see...

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