Best Like A Dog With A Bone Poems

Thats not my Elephant! it just followed me home. 
I tried to shake it off, but shes like a dog with a bone.

So i made her feel welcome with balloons and confetti, 
filled my pool for a bath and fed her spaghetti.

I even gave her...

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You’re chock full of kingsize bull crap
Though female you are not a chap
A well-practiced liar
Whose pants are on fire
Your vitriol I’d love to zap

Just little things make you so ratty
You’ll spit venom, gee you’re darn catty
With a scowl and a frown
You will put good folk...

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like a dog with a bone,
 I
    threw  
              the 
                 ...

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You had said you wanted me to try and explain just how I feel for you,
Well I guarantee you baby girl the feelings we share are mutual,
The love that I have for you is so very real, 
So sit down for a moment and let...

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The rat looked at me with pink eyes and said:
'Hey, it's me, can't you see? I'm not really dead!'
I was ready to shoo but then checked my stride,
it hadn't been that long ago since you died.

I shooed anyway and the rat scurried off,
of this reincarnation...

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