Best Lewinsky Poems

Bill Clinton, president
was seldom hesitant,
'It's not adultery,' he said,
'if somebody is "giving you head."'

Monica Lewinsky and dress
are famous for a yucky mess;
when DNA proved Clinton...

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Monica Lewinsky
her under the table act was very risky
must be an expert and swift
to claim that Presidential gift....

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William Jefferson "Bill" Clinton
Monica Lewinsky got his attention
Remembered not as a politician ….
but being found in a compromising position!


05~29~15...

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(prior to tha ode dee us political stink sans hillary rodham clinton, i scrawled out this poem. her likelihood to grasp to political mantle than...

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I even voted for Ross Perot once and Reagan and consider myself a middle of the roader. The biggest problem the Republicans have right now...

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"He must have been mentally bent
whoever designed the Washinton monument.
That thing doesn't look anything like him.
I suggest that we," said Monica Lewinsky,
"change it to A...

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Limericks
by Michael R. Burch



Clyde Lied!
by Michael R. Burch

There once was a mockingbird, Clyde,
who bragged of his prowess, but lied.
To his new wife he sighed,
"When again,...

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There's A Pedophile In The House...
(ah...ah...ah...ham eye white...???)

OMG,... and he looks...
     SAY WHAT??? just like me???,...
     absolutely...

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From President Bill Clinton
With his balancing of the budget
Monica Lewinsky in chiffon
Both doing what they’ll regret

Entrant into Gwendolen Rix's "Chastushka Form-Russian Poetry" contest

2/8/2012...

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You could’nt be the real French Martre design,
Must be the modified, Indian Side Winger Missile.
Unpatented still, definitely a loner, non-fissile.
Failed Test flight, poor soul, forced...

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  Hee haw, hee haw, yo I’m Bill from Arkansas,
  I don’t know why y’all are so mad at me for.
  ...

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She tells me she's found forever in me. Wonder how that could be? Says my 
hands have latches and I hold indiscriminately.  Said she...

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Whatever happened to all those cab drivers 
  in Madison, Wisconsin with PhD's back in the 1970's?

How are all the college kids doing who...

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High On Each Hillary Thigh

Would Hillary Clinton name you appall?
How about calling her hoarding cholesterol
You would see she has hardening of each vein
And sight of...

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Soon it will be 2023
  What will we remember from '22

    Will we remember Volodymyr Zelenskyy
     ...

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