Best Leftovers Poems
Thanksgiving Leftovers'Twas the day after Thanksgiving and all of its ado and congestion.
I'd consumed too much turkey and pie and due to its ingestion,
Today, I'm suffering from a very acute case of indigestion!
I should've stifled my gluttonous bent - of that there is no question!
Of turkey...
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Categories:
leftovers, funny, holiday, thanksgiving, me,
Form:
Rhyme
LeftoversLeftovers, leftovers what a treat
open the fridge to see what to eat
Chinese from last week
four day spaghetti at a flavor peak?
Something grey from way back when
butterscotch pudding with cracked top skin
Potatoes cooked but with eyes
that salad is hard and dry
Oranges that have fermented
apples that are...
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Categories:
leftovers, food, funny, humorous, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
The LeftoversI was cleaning my room tonight
and came across a guitar pick,
one of your used.
A further search
among broken staple cartridges,
multi-colored plastic coated
and classic metal paperclips and
pennies, produced
five other picks,
worn down from their
original rounded triangles
to somewhat odd circles. ...
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Categories:
leftovers, introspection, loss, lost love,
Form:
Narrative
Categories:
leftovers, food,
Form:
Haiku
Leftovers“Leftovers” are the name of the game
That's sure not a very appealing name
They're still delicious
No matter repetitious
Should go in the Cooking Hall of Fame
© Jack Ellison 2016...
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Categories:
leftovers,
Form:
Limerick
Turkey Leftoversturkey leftovers
on bread, in soups, on last legs
and all gobbled up
11/27/2018...
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Categories:
leftovers, food,
Form:
Haiku
Bags of LeftoversThings happen. Life unravels
The earth spins, perpetuating processes
And as we recount our travels
Our hearers marvel
Stories of prophets' heads on silver platters
Representations of old things
And we should be somehow flattered
By images of our saggy bottoms and flaked skin
All the expected supreme annoyances
In bags of leftover...
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Categories:
leftovers, allegory, analogy, conflict, life,
Form:
LeftoversO circus, circus
the ox and his Fergus.
The whale took a bite of the moon.
The carnivore gasped to see that chomp.
And the pig civilized the baboon....
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Categories:
leftovers, irony, moon, nonsense, nursery
Form:
Light Verse
Holiday LeftoversWhen hosting a holiday meal
There's always a certain appeal
To food that remains
For you've taken such pains
To prepare it, it seemed an ordeal.
But after the guests have all split
If you're honest, you'll have to admit
That your efforts have paid
Since the food that you've made...
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Categories:
leftovers, food,
Form:
Limerick
Leftovers From All Over BuffetSomething had just occurred to me
As I sat and talked to Cleetus Magee
He was only joking that day
I took it serious in an odd, pathetic way
He suggested I open my own place for people to eat
I began to brainstorm on the cost for food,...
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Categories:
leftovers, food, funny, work, me,
Form:
ABC
LeftoversLeftovers
Don’t let Christmas come in too much of a hurry
I really can’t handle one more turkey curry
The kids now want something else for their teas
So it’s six pigs in blankets and biscuits for cheese
Faced with leftovers for the rest of the hols
Anyone want anymore sausage...
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Categories:
leftovers, christmas, funny, humorous, new
Form:
Rhyme
My Liquid Leftoversstill, non-dynamic study
of my
liquid leftovers sliding down her collapsed body
burn-out lust
wasted hardcore vigor
for an ancient misinterpretation of genitals....
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Categories:
leftovers, introspection
Form:
LeftoversIt’s a strange thing looking alive in a leftovers box
Its crumbly beige and yellow with a brown layer underneath
It looks like aubergine, cream and mince, with a hint of something else
What will it do to your teeth?...
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Categories:
leftovers, food,
Form:
Rhyme
LeftoversI loved my fat Thai noodles.
They were such a perfect lunch;
But after four big dumplings,
I was filled up quite a bunch.
I ate as much as I could eat.
The portion was absurd;
‘Cause when I lay my chopsticks down,
I’d only scarfed a third.
The waiter took my leftovers
And...
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Categories:
leftovers, food, urban,
Form:
Rhyme
Estate SaleAdvertised as an Estate Sale
Which I took to mean
Not just yard sale discards.
Here are some
Of the things you could obtain:
Aluminum baking pans
Plastic punch bowl
Four segments of track from a train set
Discolored tea-towels with embroidered edges
Christmas themed throw pillow
Velvet painting of sailing ships
Flimsy dollar-store wall...
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Categories:
leftovers, death, fate, heartbreak, life,
Form:
Free verse