Best Lbj Poems
Presidents' DaySchools are closed, there is no mail
And stores hold special sales.
To honor our first president,
That’s what this day entails.
Though technically, our 16th prez
Is celebrated, too.
To make a Monday holiday,
That’s what they chose to do.
The 40-something other men
Who served the USA
As presidents were not awarded
Their own...
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Categories:
lbj, presidents day,
Form:
Rhyme
The Boring TeacherThe Boring Teacher
By Elton Camp
Coach Lindsey is an ignorant creep
Who puts all of his students to sleep
Sports is the only thing that he knows
Yet, into the history classroom he goes
He doesn’t know how people did live
And a coherent lecture he can’t give
He can’t tell one...
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Categories:
lbj, education,
Form:
Rhyme
The Turbulent Year 1968It was a long and turbulent year
Beset with death, war and crime.
Oh! Where do we journey from here?
Alas, a New Year begins its chimes.
Last January misfortune began
North Korea captured the Pueblo ship
While Americans soldiers died in Vietnam
The Hippies embraced the LSD trip.
Chaos and dissent...
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Categories:
lbj, history,
Form:
Rhyme
Hrc and You and MeHRC and You and Me
Bill retired and did ride off into the dust
Return again we always knew he must
With Hillary wo happened to be trusty
Even though great shape not very busty.
Many experiences Hillary had been through
Yet still firm not changing point of view
With voice we...
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Categories:
lbj, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
November Twenty-SecondForty-eight years ago
JFK died.
If you were living then,
You must have cried.
TV ran on and on –
Pink hat and shots;
Oswald and Ruby
Connecting the dots.
Bloodstains on Jackie,
The LBJ pledge;
All of America
Sitting on edge.
John John saluted,
The widow in black.
Innocence ended
And never came back.
Each twenty-second
The month of November,
Those...
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Categories:
lbj, anniversary, history,
Form:
Rhyme
'ladybird,' the ProphetessThe wife of LBJ, known to all as 'Ladybird'
was famous for the following words
'Plant a tree, a shrub, or a bush'
She never dreamed they'd lead to
two more Texans in...
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Categories:
lbj, environment, irony, leadership, usa,
Form:
Rhyme
Where Does Racist Hate OriginateOur leaders who are Caucasians
On some previous occasions
Would A-bomb Japan
And Viet Nam hides tan
But hate all bias against Asians
Author's comment: Hate crime is always bad. Here's an idea for a political cartoon:
Frame 1: Truman and advisors celebrate the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki with laughter...
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Categories:
lbj, hate, history,
Form:
Limerick
Our Whims With AcronymsWe have our whims with acronyms,
especially with our Presidents:
Remember JFK and RFK?
~ They paved the way for LBJ.
'Course FDR started so much more--
the AAA and the CCC
the CWA and the FHA ...
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Categories:
lbj, america, humorous, political, power,
Form:
Light Verse
Tough TimesIt's really not that bad a place
Just a little run down is all
The paint's peeling due to factory defects
The golf course needs work on the greens
Nine flags need replacing
Both fireplaces could stand pointing
The kitchen is small
But designed for one to cook
without walking a country...
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Categories:
lbj, family, history, introspection,
Form:
Bio
November Twenty-SecondFifty-odd years ago
JFK died.
If you were living then,
You must have cried.
TV ran on and on –
Pink hat and shots;
Oswald and Ruby
Connecting the dots.
Bloodstains on Jackie,
The LBJ pledge;
All of America
Sitting on edge.
John John saluted,
The widow in black.
Innocence ended
And never came back.
Each twenty-second
The month of November,
Those...
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Categories:
lbj, america, anniversary,
Form:
Rhyme
A Long-Ago Perspective On RaceClose your eyes: Picture a long-ago time and place
When life was lived at a much slower pace
Think Deep South, small towns or big cities
Your lot in life there determined by race
Colored folks couldn't attend school with whites
...
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Categories:
lbj, black african american, confusion,
Form:
Rhyme
The Return of 'The Great Society'The Great Society has returned
Its leader now not LBJ
But Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr.
His hair all white; his ideas frayed
It didn't work then, it won't work now
'Coz it's not a matter of know-how
The old 'War on Poverty' needs be the...
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Categories:
lbj, america, judgement, leadership, political,
Form:
Rhyme
Rachel and Her Studio ShowWatched Rachel Maddow with her studio show.
great studio show
her home we will get to know
on us she does grow
She seems to have been in
contact with someone who
had COVID so she will be
quarantining herself by
staying home and doing
her show there. Sad that
she will be gone for...
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Categories:
lbj, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
They Wished On a StarDonald and Joe
Ronnie and Jimmy
Harry and George
Richard 'n Cal 'n Barack
JFK, LBJ and TR
Like Pinocchio, they wished on a star
All made promises they didn't keep
All made us laugh, cry and say bleep ~
Remember, please, that the office...
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Categories:
lbj, angel, integrity, leadership, political,
Form:
Couplet
Things On Book Shelves Interestingthings seen on book shelves
they are always interesting
part of person's life
on books we will prey
with Meacham went all the way
just like LBJ
while in pool we splashed
after we would become smashed
then in our beds crashed
weather cold or warm
when they would raise a big storm
mob began to...
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Categories:
lbj, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku