Best Kane Poems

War after war in the name of his sovereign king
 
A seventeenth century fury, devoid of all shame
 
Through pistol, cutlass and rapier, the world knew his name
 
So too does the Reaper, and beckons to Solomon Kane
.
 
A time to fight evil with evil, purge wickedness far from the land
 
Anger, murder and hatred,...

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Recent tournaments, alas, indeed,
have not gone quite as planned, we must concede.
Now Southgate’s got the tactics that we need,
and we are going to succeed, succeed.

Together let’s unite and all desire,
the English rose to bloom that little higher,
which should ensure the team goes to inspire,
and give the lion’s roar more fire, fire.

?Pre-Chorus
I think that we can...

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Upon making
     the treacherous
     undertaking optimal
     poetic theme to write
dangerous, and
     arduous foray into
     spooky catacomb, I in vite,
     where fear doth 

     dill liver worst
 ...

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Abby comes from Largs in Scotland, 
And is visually impaired by Stargardt, 
The progressive vision disease panned, 
By some of the other Paralympians. 

Born on the 4th day of August 2003,
She’s a student at Largs Academy, 
She trains hard in the backstroke, 
At N. Ayrshire Amateur Swim Club. 

So because she’s only thirteen, 
Rio was...

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("FAKE") King Harry Kane...
also unknown as (D. Lucian Null)

Sprung from the best
     over active imagination damnedest
confection of this fictitious
     writer of fiction earnest

and frankly hoof
     avers zealous zest
(with sud'n soap er
     ream conviction, undressed

     compunction,...

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Rich farmer had such a sweet son
Teig O'Kane was handsome lad's name
Seems like his work was never done
Loved splendid girls and sporting game.

Father O'Kane himself never did know
How much his son had gambled away
And as he started sinking far below
Debt became big growing night and day.

Teig started making love to a girl
And had heard that...

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Red wellies and no pants!
you were such a funny child
hard to keep you safe from harm
as you were running wild

An easier kid there could not be
your childhood felt just fine
an adult's what you thought you were
when you were only nine

you always ran before you walked 
an urge to grow up fast
your teacher's said you answered...

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BLAME KANE
 
King Coman didn't win the League title,
Having lost, to Leverkusen, the battle.
Coman, for the ?????????? time in his career,
Aged 27, welcomed Kane who's a trophy barrier.4

Blame Harry Kane.
The trophy-thirsty hierarchy looks on with disdain.
The Spurs' cursed man came with one aim,
Bayern's bundesliga run became so lame,8

Leverkusen flogged 'em with cane,
Now....no trophy rain,
Kane tainted...

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Ah King Kane.. you’ve done it again

Heavenly humility hums on a simply higher plane..

Angelic ability strums..curious necks studious crane

Classical charms forever waver but won’t wistfully wane

Professorial textbook tutorials..clever rhapsodies of restrain

Classy but never brassy..balletic lullabies of lyrical refrain

Dizzying dedication..insane..education.. epiphanies explain how to train

Eureka seeker...aurora explorer..yielded iconic pedagogic logic..

Willow wielded wonders sprinkled with sparkle…

Heroic champagne...

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